My Youtube Filmography

I was checking out a blog and there sure are many youtubers around (I guess its better than tv ;) )! As for my experiences with YouTube. Ya I am a bit of a video addict. I love seeing standup shows such as Kevin hart and Russell peters. I also love seeing "hishe." I've also er....starred in a few YouTube videos myself. Check em out!
......*DRUMROLL*

11th standard annual day nagada dance:
This was during my 11th standard. This has an interesting story about how I was removed from my class hip hop and Broadway dance and they then made me and a group of guys try to replace some 7th standard kids. And we ended up dancing with them. My Dad took it from the audience so its not clear but I'm the guy in the left and behind. Killer choreo no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orim6tWNVTg

Madness opus:
This!...is my acting debut! Me and my friends had a short film craze and this was during 12th diwali. Shooting finished in a single day. It looks pretty kiddish but Everything was on the spot so after each scene we would be like "ok what do we do now?" For those who are impatient to see the full movie the hilarious and not to be missed part is during the dance during the credits (that was my first ever breakdance! People saw that and were like "holy shit! Whats kaushiks doing?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwHZsi1ial8

Friday the 28th:
This is the second venture of mutts and Mott's production. This was taken after my 12th. This is way better than our last movie. This is different because the movie is funny overall but the climax is just strange. My friend had to go out and we couldn't think of anything. I find this movie highly embarrassing because I'm really thin and also the rap scene in between is so bad! Also the last scene where the ghosts hits my hand with an iron bar. He actually did it! That's why the scene gets cut abruptly because I was writhing in agony!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wkUPsPWhE


Brezee bouncers ante up dance:
I uploaded this without anyone knowing (till now) what's the point of doing a dance video without putting it on YouTube! I personally liked it and uploaded it.im on the extreme left in white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuXWqq5HYI

I hope you guys enjoy the videos and if u didn't...thanks for clicking because it got us a few views! I should be uploading videos soon and if I do I'll definitely update you guys on it! So all reviews for my movies please post in the comment box below or on YouTube! OK?....packup!!

I walked the walk! Time to talk to talk!

If you were wondering why the last post was small and abrupt it was because I was trying out writing blogs on the phone. I thought for sure that it wouldnt work. Next thing you know I'm jumping around like Dr Frankenstein shouting "It works! Its alive! Its alive!"
       Anyway in college I'm not exactly another brick in the wall or another cloud in the sky (I hope). I'm kinda known for some stuff I do...like....er...
Voice 1:A pretty good dancer!
Me:why....thank you!
Voice 2:comes with different hairstyles
Me:can't argue with that!
Voice 3:decent in football
Me:*admiring fingers* keep it coming!
Voice 4: Good looking and really hot
Me:...er...thanks but why is a male voice saying that?
Voice 5:his room is just atrocious!
Me:ok we don't need to know that
Voice 3:sometimes can't understand what he says
Me:...*murmuring* that's not true...
Voice 1:see! Couldn't understand that! And let me not start on his Tamil
Me:ok that's just mean!
Voice 4:and sometimes he does act...
Me:OK!! THATS IT! TIME OUT! THATS ENOUGH! RING THE BELL!
*breathing heavily* you know it just sucks when the voices in yr head make fun of you!
Coming to the point I'm known in college for walking a lot by myself with my headphones on while everyone has a vehicle. (Voices:ooooooh!!!!!)

In my college atleast three fourth of the students have a vehicle so many people have been sympathizing with me. U know "Kaushik! Your walking so much! Don't u find it hard?" Or "ask for parents for a bike? Why u walking so much?" I dont have a vehicle. Its not like as if i had some 3 cars and i dont want to use them and instead chose to walk! I dont give a shit! There are so many positives with walking. In fact...I'm gonna use this opportunity to mention about the advantages of me walking.

1.Most obvious reason..Exercise! Imagine a guy being out with his friends in a restaurant and hes having a nice time with the boys but on his mind hell be thinking "Crap! i was supposed to go jogging!" Talk about jogging...i used to go jogging before but whenever a guy would see me jogging he would be like "dude! Dont forget to call me man...well go together!"
Out of that only 2 scenarios can happen. one-He'll be missing at that time or 2-ill be standing at the end of the track calling him from the other side on my phone like "dude where the hell are u? I finished? *focussing eyes* Yeah...i think i can see you.

2.Dating:
You can tell me. Kaushik! Atleast we on the bike can take the girl out or take her in a car! well let me tell you that nothing beats romantic walks with the girl! Infact some girls tell the guys to stop the vehicle to go for a walk! Infaaaaact most people go in bikes to find a place to valk vith the girl! You should realise nomatter wat physical contact you guys have....you still gotta keep yr eyes on the road! (This is a even more cause for accidents than drunken drive!)

3.Gives an identity:-
Keep it like this. Guys keep on getting flashier cars, bigger bikes' unusual stickering....why? to get noticed! To be known as the guy with the a weird sticker of a er...dinosaur on fire holding a skull or some quote saying like "Give me more" so many guys have spent sooo much cash but yet still not a single shit will be given by the public! I on the other hand is so easily noticeable because you can see me all over on the streets! I got my identity...for free! It makes me feel special in a way. to be known as the only guy who walks like an idiot. Better being an idiot than nobody. (one of my favourite dialogues)

4.Socializing:
Picture this scene! You're on a scooter. Some hot girl you know is coming in the opposite direction in her harley davidson (what? Girls riding scooters is so cliche) At that point what will go through your mind? "Holy shit! There she is! Have to say hi to her! wait! Eyes on the road! No No No! Dont miss this chance! Hey but if i die she wont notice me ever again....inother words not much of a difference. Still! Thats it!..im saying hi! In 3...2...huh? where did she go?"
                 Me on the other hand ill be just standing with my headphones on. Notice her some 50m away and ill just be waaving and smiling for some 10 seconds So at one point shell have to notice a tall dude standing moving his arm like a signboard in Las Vegas and she'll smile back and boom! Mission accomplished!

5.Marathon Practice:
Let me say that i have completed a 21 km marathon and also im the 5000m champion in college for consecutive years. Do i go for athletics when small? Did i train before the competitions? Nooo! Just my everyday routine walks! Infact practice for these races was just another day in the office...literally!

6.Fashion: 
Bought a new outfit and wanna show it off? Heres your solution!

7.Love for Music:
Music if for the soul! Music is what relaxing your body! when your angry you listen to music! Psychiatrists recommend their patients to listen to music and valk! Heck! Im doing soul and mind relaxing stuff everyday! wahey! If i wasnt walking like this i wouldnt have downloaded so many new albums!

*Looking up* Hoooly shit! This is one long post! I can keep on going but naaa...its getting monotonous! who knows? There might be a part 2! So if u guys disagree to any of the points or if you wanna add something! Feel free to give your comments! 

Every Guys dream!

Every guys dream is to have............

       The technology of Tony Stark

       Sex life of Hugh Hefner

                                           

       Hair like David Bekham

       Body of Hugh Jackman

       All of Barney stinsons suits

       The party life of Charlie Sheen

       A voice like Morgan Freeman

       Have jewellery like Frodo

       The style of Johnny Depp

       Sing like Chester Bennington

       Rhyme like Eminem

       Dance like Cartlon from Fresh Prince of Bel Air

       Brains of Sherlock
     

        Age like George Clooney

or.....we can just be batman!

So you guys agree with my list? Anything you guys wanna add or anything you feel is wrong? Tell me in the comments

Time to take things to the next level!

Hey! Again it's been a long time since my last entry. You guys just be really used to this dialogue. A good news to all the people who like this blog and especially me. I got a new phone. A not so very known set called Mi. My point is....I can now make entries in my phone...nooo more waiting till I go home, write some 1 or 2 entries in 3 days and then go for another 3 weeks. Ok! Enough of the introductions...let's get to the blog