Hey again. Its been quite sometime from my last entry. I'm like a battle ravaged soldier because my exams just finished so....fingers crossed for me!
There's a new video in YouTube. Its an ad for hdx which is hrithik roshans new clothing line called "defeat defeat". The video has to be one of the most inspiring videos I've seen in ages. I can tell the content of the video but naaa...the voice over in the video if really cool and if I type it down it'll look like I'm preaching so you guys check it out for yourself.
As for my exams...ya I did kinda decent. I just hate it when people ask me "will you pass or not? Just tell!" Those are the few dialogues in the world which shut me up. That and "dude! Where's the money you owe me?" The conversation goes like this...me:"ya I did my exam ok...hmmm...a few marks gone on the one marks...5marks...and let's not forget the 10 marks. So overall I didn't do bad at the same time not good"
Dad:get to the point! Will you pass or not?
Me:....*holding phone next to fan* huh? Sorry! Signal problem! Can't hear you! Bye!
What got even worse was this time they didn't have any eye cases for my opthal exam. So they got some patients from the medicine ward and paid them and told them to be cases for the exam. So what I have to do is ask what his problem is and write his case history. So the conversation went like this
Me:ok sir....what problems do you have in your eyes?
Patient:....nothing! Its fine.
Me:...huh? Ok any difficult in vision?
Patient: nope! Its perfectly fine!
Me.......*in mind* I think someone's paid this guy to make me fail!
But thankfully the post graduate came and told me what to write and saved my exam.....I hope! I better pass! Its 500 bucks for each case they bring! I don't wanna lose all my savings on arrears!
Exams are so expensive for parents. There are 2 types of kids.
1. THE GOLDEN GEESE!!
Who give best results all the time! who study really well and pass (when your studying MBBS passing is the biggest acheivement!. Nobody cares more than that! You passed? You won! People who get distinction are like drug addicts. You know how people try alcohol for the first time and after they realize that their body can take alcohol they try taking weed! Once they are able to take weed they move on to the bigger picture like cocaine! Same things here. First they try passing and after they realize that they can pass they try getting distinction! After they someone succeed that they move on to the gold medal! He he...this is the best comparism ever! Medical gold medal to cocaine! The only difference is -its easier to get cocaine than a gold medal :D :D)
Ok coming back to my point! There are 2 types of students
1.THE GOLDEN GEESE!
Always give best results! who study and pass in the first attempt and after they pass they'll start asking their parents for really expensive stuff like a car or a laptop. Its like many months ago the kid will ask the dad if he would buy him a car if he passes. In the pleasant surprise that the kid is showing at least a shred of interest in the exam the father accepts.
So finally when he passes they father will be like "congradulat......oh shit!"
The other type is 2.CRASH DUMMIES OR STUNTMEN! people who can fall from any height and brush off the pain in other words...students who just can't stop failing and dont get so hurt about it. We....*cough*....I mean they Just can't stop and aaaaall they cash goes in exam fees, buying new stationary for the exam, Snacks for eating in the middle of the night and all that! But you know that's the highlight of these students. When they pass. Its a celebration! Its like diwali,bachelor party ,friends childbirth and new year on the same minute! Happiness overload! Heres an example. Ok my 12th pass fail record isn't great. In fact it was horrible. Infaaaaaact there wasn't even a pass to compare with the fail. So when I (somehow) passed the second revision. It was hot news in school! Huuuge! That day nobody cared about the illicit couples in school. It was big! Even juniors were congratulating me! Everyone was demanding a treat! The studious kids were looking at my jealously because they would have got some 95 percent and nobody was carrying them and walking around the class.
I personal believe that adrenaline is connected to the part of the brain which makes us study because have you noticed the further away the exam is you study waaay more slower. I mean if you had to start studying for an exam which is coming in 5months. You would be studying at the speed of 1 APD (answer per day), if it was in a month maybe you'll be studying at a rate of half LPD (lesson per day) but there's that moment when we study..*cough* I mean revise in the morning before an exam. That time our brains will bloody be on fire. Screw APDs and LPDs...well be on SPD (subject per day). It'll unlock a part of the brain which will make us bloody genius!
Another scenario I love in exams is when you get a really hard paper! And the reactions people give are priceless! Some just start laughing on the spot like mad and might even hit their head. Another will look around and check the reaction of the remaining people in the class. If they give a shocked reaction like a combination of someone strangling them and receiving a deaththreat theeeeeeen yes! That means the paper is hard and its not just you who doesn't know anything! Your not a winner...EVERYBODIES A LOSER!! WOOHOO!! *Party music in background* Some scenarios is like you want to write the exam but when you look out you can see your friend signaling you saying "what are you doing? Writing? Don't give me that bullshit! Come out!" But in his mind he's like "if I'm going to hell you are coming with me!"
So if I am to give exam advice (ironic eh?) I would say "hard work is essential but stress is optional" hey! Its not like you guys going to learn some extra 3 lessons when you are tensed! So just make sure you go to the exam hall with that smile on your face :D . I always enter the exam hall smiling but when I leave I'm having a totally different expression though!
There's a new video in YouTube. Its an ad for hdx which is hrithik roshans new clothing line called "defeat defeat". The video has to be one of the most inspiring videos I've seen in ages. I can tell the content of the video but naaa...the voice over in the video if really cool and if I type it down it'll look like I'm preaching so you guys check it out for yourself.
As for my exams...ya I did kinda decent. I just hate it when people ask me "will you pass or not? Just tell!" Those are the few dialogues in the world which shut me up. That and "dude! Where's the money you owe me?" The conversation goes like this...me:"ya I did my exam ok...hmmm...a few marks gone on the one marks...5marks...and let's not forget the 10 marks. So overall I didn't do bad at the same time not good"
Dad:get to the point! Will you pass or not?
Me:....*holding phone next to fan* huh? Sorry! Signal problem! Can't hear you! Bye!
What got even worse was this time they didn't have any eye cases for my opthal exam. So they got some patients from the medicine ward and paid them and told them to be cases for the exam. So what I have to do is ask what his problem is and write his case history. So the conversation went like this
Me:ok sir....what problems do you have in your eyes?
Patient:....nothing! Its fine.
Me:...huh? Ok any difficult in vision?
Patient: nope! Its perfectly fine!
Me.......*in mind* I think someone's paid this guy to make me fail!
But thankfully the post graduate came and told me what to write and saved my exam.....I hope! I better pass! Its 500 bucks for each case they bring! I don't wanna lose all my savings on arrears!
Exams are so expensive for parents. There are 2 types of kids.
1. THE GOLDEN GEESE!!
Who give best results all the time! who study really well and pass (when your studying MBBS passing is the biggest acheivement!. Nobody cares more than that! You passed? You won! People who get distinction are like drug addicts. You know how people try alcohol for the first time and after they realize that their body can take alcohol they try taking weed! Once they are able to take weed they move on to the bigger picture like cocaine! Same things here. First they try passing and after they realize that they can pass they try getting distinction! After they someone succeed that they move on to the gold medal! He he...this is the best comparism ever! Medical gold medal to cocaine! The only difference is -its easier to get cocaine than a gold medal :D :D)
Ok coming back to my point! There are 2 types of students
1.THE GOLDEN GEESE!
Always give best results! who study and pass in the first attempt and after they pass they'll start asking their parents for really expensive stuff like a car or a laptop. Its like many months ago the kid will ask the dad if he would buy him a car if he passes. In the pleasant surprise that the kid is showing at least a shred of interest in the exam the father accepts.
So finally when he passes they father will be like "congradulat......oh shit!"
The other type is 2.CRASH DUMMIES OR STUNTMEN! people who can fall from any height and brush off the pain in other words...students who just can't stop failing and dont get so hurt about it. We....*cough*....I mean they Just can't stop and aaaaall they cash goes in exam fees, buying new stationary for the exam, Snacks for eating in the middle of the night and all that! But you know that's the highlight of these students. When they pass. Its a celebration! Its like diwali,bachelor party ,friends childbirth and new year on the same minute! Happiness overload! Heres an example. Ok my 12th pass fail record isn't great. In fact it was horrible. Infaaaaaact there wasn't even a pass to compare with the fail. So when I (somehow) passed the second revision. It was hot news in school! Huuuge! That day nobody cared about the illicit couples in school. It was big! Even juniors were congratulating me! Everyone was demanding a treat! The studious kids were looking at my jealously because they would have got some 95 percent and nobody was carrying them and walking around the class.
I personal believe that adrenaline is connected to the part of the brain which makes us study because have you noticed the further away the exam is you study waaay more slower. I mean if you had to start studying for an exam which is coming in 5months. You would be studying at the speed of 1 APD (answer per day), if it was in a month maybe you'll be studying at a rate of half LPD (lesson per day) but there's that moment when we study..*cough* I mean revise in the morning before an exam. That time our brains will bloody be on fire. Screw APDs and LPDs...well be on SPD (subject per day). It'll unlock a part of the brain which will make us bloody genius!
Another scenario I love in exams is when you get a really hard paper! And the reactions people give are priceless! Some just start laughing on the spot like mad and might even hit their head. Another will look around and check the reaction of the remaining people in the class. If they give a shocked reaction like a combination of someone strangling them and receiving a deaththreat theeeeeeen yes! That means the paper is hard and its not just you who doesn't know anything! Your not a winner...EVERYBODIES A LOSER!! WOOHOO!! *Party music in background* Some scenarios is like you want to write the exam but when you look out you can see your friend signaling you saying "what are you doing? Writing? Don't give me that bullshit! Come out!" But in his mind he's like "if I'm going to hell you are coming with me!"
So if I am to give exam advice (ironic eh?) I would say "hard work is essential but stress is optional" hey! Its not like you guys going to learn some extra 3 lessons when you are tensed! So just make sure you go to the exam hall with that smile on your face :D . I always enter the exam hall smiling but when I leave I'm having a totally different expression though!
