Now I'll let you guys know that I've joined gym. Wait....let me rephrase that.....I'll let you ladies know that I've joined gym.
Gym-the most common new resolution of all time
Gym - the word which homer Simpson is terrified off
Gym- the one magic word that means I'm already fit. Friend: "Dude you are huge! You look pregnant!"
Me:I've joined gym
Friend: "Ah then ok"
Like how Kevin Hart would say. It pisses me off seeing these huge dudes going to the gym Still. You'll be like "What are you still doing here? Dude you won! Yve got big enough! Give the others a chance!" Guys will take every single weight in the gym in one bar and you'll have to sit and wait because at the end of his huge bar there is a 5kg weight which you want to lift. And the worst part is when they ask you to give them a "touch" when they left their billion kg weights. A touch is just you give some 5 percent of force so that they can they lift the weight......nomatter how much we help we'll end up giving 5 percent help so that doesn't change much. The funny part is well get more tired than them.
Gym dude:"thanks for the touch"
Me:".....no problem...*gasp*...now give me a second...I've got to pass out somewhere"
What freaks me about gyming is there's that screen playing "motivational videos" Huge strange bulked up men from all over the world who are blown up all over and they'll be shouting totally out of the breath
"....life is just...*huff*....about how...you take each set....and FUCKing give it your...*grunt*.... everything! You get what I'm saying! and show it in their face! You get what I'm saying?"
Me: "Dude nobody gets what you are saying!"
"Aaargh! Do you want to be like me?"
Me:"no sir! I definitely do not"
I feel they should add more videos of females working out. The videos will get good response....intact too much response. Everybody would just keep their weights down and just stare at the screen.
When it comes to people who can be either
1. I am happy with how I I look or
2. I want to exercise and improve how I look
There is one category in between which really pisses me off. They'll just sit and complain "I'm fat. Huuuge. Nobody likes me!"
Me:"so are you going to do anything about it?"
"Naaa. Maybe some other time"
Or even worse "I'm going to lose weight.....so I'm going to stop eating from now. Only juice and air"
That how people in in diet are
1.bite an apple for breakfast
2. Smell an orange for lunch
3.Touch a sandwich for diner
What also I've noticed that some girls have a great body without doing anything. I'm sure they wouldn't have seen how a gym looks but still they'll look wow!
So when you compliment a girl that she looks hot she'll be mildly surprised "really? Me? Wow...thanks" You tell a guy that his body looks good and in his mind he'll be like "Really? Good? I get a year full package in the gym, 10k on supplements..and all I get is a good??! Woman are you blind?! Open your eyes! Get some glasses!"
There is also a theory called "The fitness triangle of jealousy" which was obviously made by yours truly Kaushik.
1.The fat people look at the thin people and wish they they could be thin.
2.The thin people look at the muscular people and wish they could be jacked like that.
3.The muscular people look at the fat people and thinking "Cheh look at them. Able to eat whatever they want. Not stuck on this total protein diet strictly no carb diet like me...*sigh*
Well as for me. This is my weird story regarding fitness. When I was in 12th hols I joined the gym first time ever. The gym as some 6km away from home. So what I would do was (I'm not kidding here) I would jog 6km and go to gym and work out and then walk back home or take a bus. Then in the evening I would take a bus back to the place where the gym is..play football nearby and then after that work out in gym and then jog 6km back. I did this for 4 months. So what happened because of that was I lost a lot of weight. So I became even more thin and got a bad tan. But because of that I was easily able to run long distances which payed off years later when I went for long distance running competitions in future. The remaining guys will be struggling and losing their breath after 3 km. I'll be jogging slowly happily singing "Gasolina" and sàyin hi to everyone and doing one dance move while overtaking them and saying hi to the (limited) girls in the crowd.
Also I got this Wolverine healing when it comes to weight gain. I am now starting to eat monster level amount of food. Yet I look the same. Protein...carbs..expired items....name it..Ill somehow digest and look the same. When I complain to my fat friends "Dude I can't gain weight. Tell me what's yr secret." My friend would be like "I'll f*cking kill you. Run away".
Guys will be like "You eat sooo much. Where does all the food go?"
Me:" You keep thinking that. I'll go to the bathroom and come back"
Gym-the most common new resolution of all time
Gym - the word which homer Simpson is terrified off
Gym- the one magic word that means I'm already fit. Friend: "Dude you are huge! You look pregnant!"
Me:I've joined gym
Friend: "Ah then ok"
Like how Kevin Hart would say. It pisses me off seeing these huge dudes going to the gym Still. You'll be like "What are you still doing here? Dude you won! Yve got big enough! Give the others a chance!" Guys will take every single weight in the gym in one bar and you'll have to sit and wait because at the end of his huge bar there is a 5kg weight which you want to lift. And the worst part is when they ask you to give them a "touch" when they left their billion kg weights. A touch is just you give some 5 percent of force so that they can they lift the weight......nomatter how much we help we'll end up giving 5 percent help so that doesn't change much. The funny part is well get more tired than them.
Gym dude:"thanks for the touch"
Me:".....no problem...*gasp*...now give me a second...I've got to pass out somewhere"
What freaks me about gyming is there's that screen playing "motivational videos" Huge strange bulked up men from all over the world who are blown up all over and they'll be shouting totally out of the breath
"....life is just...*huff*....about how...you take each set....and FUCKing give it your...*grunt*.... everything! You get what I'm saying! and show it in their face! You get what I'm saying?"
Me: "Dude nobody gets what you are saying!"
"Aaargh! Do you want to be like me?"
Me:"no sir! I definitely do not"
I feel they should add more videos of females working out. The videos will get good response....intact too much response. Everybody would just keep their weights down and just stare at the screen.
When it comes to people who can be either
1. I am happy with how I I look or
2. I want to exercise and improve how I look
There is one category in between which really pisses me off. They'll just sit and complain "I'm fat. Huuuge. Nobody likes me!"
Me:"so are you going to do anything about it?"
"Naaa. Maybe some other time"
Or even worse "I'm going to lose weight.....so I'm going to stop eating from now. Only juice and air"
That how people in in diet are
1.bite an apple for breakfast
2. Smell an orange for lunch
3.Touch a sandwich for diner
What also I've noticed that some girls have a great body without doing anything. I'm sure they wouldn't have seen how a gym looks but still they'll look wow!
So when you compliment a girl that she looks hot she'll be mildly surprised "really? Me? Wow...thanks" You tell a guy that his body looks good and in his mind he'll be like "Really? Good? I get a year full package in the gym, 10k on supplements..and all I get is a good??! Woman are you blind?! Open your eyes! Get some glasses!"
There is also a theory called "The fitness triangle of jealousy" which was obviously made by yours truly Kaushik.
1.The fat people look at the thin people and wish they they could be thin.
2.The thin people look at the muscular people and wish they could be jacked like that.
3.The muscular people look at the fat people and thinking "Cheh look at them. Able to eat whatever they want. Not stuck on this total protein diet strictly no carb diet like me...*sigh*
Well as for me. This is my weird story regarding fitness. When I was in 12th hols I joined the gym first time ever. The gym as some 6km away from home. So what I would do was (I'm not kidding here) I would jog 6km and go to gym and work out and then walk back home or take a bus. Then in the evening I would take a bus back to the place where the gym is..play football nearby and then after that work out in gym and then jog 6km back. I did this for 4 months. So what happened because of that was I lost a lot of weight. So I became even more thin and got a bad tan. But because of that I was easily able to run long distances which payed off years later when I went for long distance running competitions in future. The remaining guys will be struggling and losing their breath after 3 km. I'll be jogging slowly happily singing "Gasolina" and sàyin hi to everyone and doing one dance move while overtaking them and saying hi to the (limited) girls in the crowd.
Also I got this Wolverine healing when it comes to weight gain. I am now starting to eat monster level amount of food. Yet I look the same. Protein...carbs..expired items....name it..Ill somehow digest and look the same. When I complain to my fat friends "Dude I can't gain weight. Tell me what's yr secret." My friend would be like "I'll f*cking kill you. Run away".
Guys will be like "You eat sooo much. Where does all the food go?"
Me:" You keep thinking that. I'll go to the bathroom and come back"
