"Dude get me out of here! Somehow! Someway! What do you want? Money? My arm? Take it! Just get me out of here! Omg....if i don't make it out of here. Tell my sister to retrieve all the Dragonballs to bring me back to life!"
Friend : "Omg will you shut up?! They haven't even finished the introduction!"
Have you ever noticed when you were in second year or final year and if you ever complained about how medicine is hard and they give you that look like "Ooooh so cute. They have no clue what's about to hit them in the future!"
They are talking about the time after your crri when you are studying for the specialities. A time we doctors commonly call..... Unemployment.
One of the highlights of those times is the coaching classes. Where they will finish the entire medical knowledge which you learnt in 5 years within 6 months.
This is not even the crash course. Crash courses they teach you all that in some 2 months. How is that even possible? Do they inject some chemical serum into your vein which contains medical knowledge and make your brain bigger?"
And trust me those classes cost a bomb. It makes you think "screw being a doctor. I'll teach them instead!"
The best part of these classes is that they are about 10 hours long (depending on how strong the teachers voice box is). Next time I go to class I'm going to wear a T shirt saying "The maximum attention span of a human is 40 minutes....if I give a shit"
Screw the boring classes. The seats are so uncomfortable. You just keep on moving in your seat. Your ass will feel so flat after the class that within 3 months you will lose half your sex appeal. I mean they are charging us so much. They can get an extra pillow.....and also a blanket.
The only thing fast in class is how quick the teacher finishes topics. I mean you'll go to the bathroom and come and he'll be like "ok. That's the end of upper limb" and I'm like "Oi! Isn't that some 3 months of first year!?"
Neet questions are kinda messed up. They ask such irrelevant and between the line questions. For example
A normal question is
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Now if this was a neet exam. It would be like
Q: when the chicken crossed the road. How many lanes was the road it crossed?
1.2 lanes
2 3 lanes
3. The chicken is actually a hen
4. You are crying now aren't you?
Look when it comes to the class it is totally impossible to listen to class that long. But if you can then good for you RoboCop! But if you can't then just keep writing the notes they give. And if you miss a few notes (or classes). What are friends for? Along with all the cash you borrowed from them you can borrow their notes.
You may freak out seeing all these people just listening to class but don't worry about it .They are as spaced out as you. Some of them are even temporarily brain dead for a few hours.
Motivation!
Another problem is that they give these motivation speeches about how various people got various ranks. How this eoman had 2 kids and then studied and got state first (talk about bad planning). How they used to study for 16 hours a day. (Who stays awake that long?!
I then realised that they say the same speech every year. They just wish that they can get some new toppers so that they can get some new material for their speech.
They'll show a picture of these star students who got an amazing rank. Half of the people in class will be like "How did he do it?"
The topper student would be like "Cheh I should have given a better picture"
And I would be like looking at him thinking ".........nerd!"
Ok so this is the part where they usually end this on a positive note and tell how to study for the exam. And that's where I'm saying How am I supposed to know how you study?! How am I supposed to know how your brain works?!
You know what way you learn. You cant be comparing with other people how they study because you know what plan...time works for you best and what books are easy for you.
This is your exam. Your plan. Your marks. Your success!
Just do not let other stuff get into your head....(except for what they teach at class. Maybe you should let that inside your head)
Wow! If I spend some of the time listening to coaching class instead of sitting and observing how it works. I might actually learn something
Friend : "Omg will you shut up?! They haven't even finished the introduction!"
Have you ever noticed when you were in second year or final year and if you ever complained about how medicine is hard and they give you that look like "Ooooh so cute. They have no clue what's about to hit them in the future!"
They are talking about the time after your crri when you are studying for the specialities. A time we doctors commonly call..... Unemployment.
One of the highlights of those times is the coaching classes. Where they will finish the entire medical knowledge which you learnt in 5 years within 6 months.
This is not even the crash course. Crash courses they teach you all that in some 2 months. How is that even possible? Do they inject some chemical serum into your vein which contains medical knowledge and make your brain bigger?"
And trust me those classes cost a bomb. It makes you think "screw being a doctor. I'll teach them instead!"
The best part of these classes is that they are about 10 hours long (depending on how strong the teachers voice box is). Next time I go to class I'm going to wear a T shirt saying "The maximum attention span of a human is 40 minutes....if I give a shit"
Screw the boring classes. The seats are so uncomfortable. You just keep on moving in your seat. Your ass will feel so flat after the class that within 3 months you will lose half your sex appeal. I mean they are charging us so much. They can get an extra pillow.....and also a blanket.
The only thing fast in class is how quick the teacher finishes topics. I mean you'll go to the bathroom and come and he'll be like "ok. That's the end of upper limb" and I'm like "Oi! Isn't that some 3 months of first year!?"
Neet questions are kinda messed up. They ask such irrelevant and between the line questions. For example
A normal question is
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Now if this was a neet exam. It would be like
Q: when the chicken crossed the road. How many lanes was the road it crossed?
1.2 lanes
2 3 lanes
3. The chicken is actually a hen
4. You are crying now aren't you?
Look when it comes to the class it is totally impossible to listen to class that long. But if you can then good for you RoboCop! But if you can't then just keep writing the notes they give. And if you miss a few notes (or classes). What are friends for? Along with all the cash you borrowed from them you can borrow their notes.
You may freak out seeing all these people just listening to class but don't worry about it .They are as spaced out as you. Some of them are even temporarily brain dead for a few hours.
Motivation!
Another problem is that they give these motivation speeches about how various people got various ranks. How this eoman had 2 kids and then studied and got state first (talk about bad planning). How they used to study for 16 hours a day. (Who stays awake that long?!
I then realised that they say the same speech every year. They just wish that they can get some new toppers so that they can get some new material for their speech.
They'll show a picture of these star students who got an amazing rank. Half of the people in class will be like "How did he do it?"
The topper student would be like "Cheh I should have given a better picture"
And I would be like looking at him thinking ".........nerd!"
Ok so this is the part where they usually end this on a positive note and tell how to study for the exam. And that's where I'm saying How am I supposed to know how you study?! How am I supposed to know how your brain works?!
You know what way you learn. You cant be comparing with other people how they study because you know what plan...time works for you best and what books are easy for you.
This is your exam. Your plan. Your marks. Your success!
Just do not let other stuff get into your head....(except for what they teach at class. Maybe you should let that inside your head)
Wow! If I spend some of the time listening to coaching class instead of sitting and observing how it works. I might actually learn something
