SEASON GREETINGZ! :)

Christmas is comin in a few days and all the christians are in the holiday spirit...inother words..Im totally out of the picture! But you guys don't know this but i was in England till my 4th class and so i used to really enjoy the christmas time every year. I would avoid aaall the religious stuff but ill still get the presents! Haha!

well...when i was in england we made up 2 versions of famous Christmas carols! pretty funny..the 1st one is our version of "JOY TO THE WORLD"

                      Joy to the world...the teachers dead!

                   We barbecued her head!

                   What about the body!

                    We flushed it down the potty!

                    And round and round it goes...

                     ..and round and round it goes...

                    And aaall the red stuff comes dribbling out!!

The other one is our version of a classic called "Alleluyah!"

                        Allelalaluuuuyah! My teacher hit me with a ruler!

                   I shot her up the bum with an automatic gun! and I never went                                                                                                     to school again!!

Klassics! haha! Well...i wish everyone reading this a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!!!

                            

Experimenting with myself! (All my different looks throughout the years)

Ill admit it! I love doing different stuff with my hair and looks! I just love experimenting with my looks. Find whats best for me..and change it later! For a new look u gotta change yr wardrobe and hairstyle and since i'm broke half the time…I just stick to changing my hairstyle. For the past one and a half years…I have changed my hairstyle a lot of times....enough to stick in the front window of a saloon. So…for all those who feel that I don’t post enough pics of myself…here comes the most self obsessed entry so far!

1.The classic school boy:

This was in 2010 wen I joined 1^st yr. at that time I had no idea about anything about hair and so I would take a bath and push my hair up front! I wouldn’t give a shit about it the next day until the next shower. also i had some pretty big braces so if i kissed a girl im scared i might cut her gum! Imagine kissing a girl with braces...sparks will be flying (hehe...gettit? u kno..when two metals collide...sparks come...haha...got it? er...no? ok fine! leave it?)

2.The big curly mess:

When I was in 1^st yr I felt that the short hair was making me look too much like a small kid (a problem which I still face to this very day) and also they told that if u grow your hair yr face will look smaller and so I wanted to make my nose not be so…er…visible. I thought…whats the point of being in college if u don’t grow yr hair?! This isn't school! And so…I decided to grow my hair. And for all the boys in school reading this if u think that if u don’t cut yr hair for a month or 2 you'll get fabulous long hair like yr favorite wrestler….then your wrong. For me….instead of it growing in the back…it was growing in all directions I never wanted it go…upwards…sideways…it was impossible to control! Its like everytime I tried to combed my hair I would look at my hair and be like “stay….stay…don’t move..good!” like some guy training a dog! I looked some 80s telugu hero after waking up from a hangover!

3.The icecream:

Thankfully for this we don’t have any photos. Once I thought of saving cash so I went to a local saloon called “mens saloon” (so much for creativity) and I went and tried speaking all cool “er…ill like a small trim and don’t reduce density too much”…barber (who I think was my age):medium or shat?..(when he said shat instead of short I should have just ran away)….but I didn’t and he cut totally on the sides and..thats it…I had lots of hair in the back…top…nothing in sides!

4.The straightening:

This has to have been something which no boy would dare to do! A guy told me “yr hairs looks horrible! Either cut it or straighten it!” anyguy would have just cut it…i…wanted to be different! I started saving up and I finally did it! I didn’t tell my parents and so when I went home with that hairstyle…my mum held her heart, my dad told hell kill me (he likes getting straight to the point). At college guys said some rather…er…unflattering stuff. I'll explain..when a girl straightens her hair before marriage…shell hv some confidence problems like “is it good? I miss my hair! boohoo” the girls friends tell her “no di…it looks good..blah blah” but trust me…when people say bad stuff during that time..it hits ya in the heart! But after that…the overall reaction was good…I wore plain glasses to change my look (the "Arya 2" look...not sure if you heard of it) and everyone like it!

STILLS FROM THE MOVIE "ARYA 2" WHICH INSPIRED MY LOOK
 F*ck everyone! I loved it! But the problem with that was…it was four grand..i thought I gotta use every second of this hair before I cut it…so…I got a small addiction towards taking selfies (which still hasn't left me) . Even when I would go for some juice with my friend ill be like “dude! Quick! Take a pic!”

5.back to square one:

Ok..in my college E.N.T is the strict department. So the reason I was scared was I knew one day they would ask me to cut my hair! And that fatefully happened..and so I went to a good saloon this time and this is when I did my mistake..i should have just shut up and said ”cut it medium”…but no! I went and said “so…can you see that its half curly and straight..cut it in such a way that its short but straightening is seen! And yep! He didn’t know English! And he was muttering “machine ka bula”..i was like “whats he blabbering about a machi…RRRRRRRRR!!! They just shaved it in the back! 1 swish…4000 bucks down da drain and swept on the floor! My gawd! I was traumatized! but I couldn’t admit that I fucked it up..so I pierced my ear and said “ya man! It da new look dawg!”

Well…this is my latest pic of me taken recently! (cool hat right?)

One advice for guys is..don't worry about what everyones gonna say when u want a new look. because whatever u do...the general public reaction will be negative! For me…when I had my short hair.,.guys told  me to grow my hair…when I grew my hair…guys told me it looked bad and I should straighten it….when I straightened  it they told it was horrible and girls dig curly hair (as if I was sleeping with some 2 chicks everyday when I had curly hair)…after I finally cut my hair…they started SYMPATHIZING with me “dude….how could this happen? The hair you loved so much..gone just like that!..cheh…I feel sorry for you”

 So i just want to finish this by saying..when it comes to your life.. ..F*CK WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY...DO IT YOUR WAY!

Second Innings!!

Today is 21st December 2013...its been some 1 and a half years since my last entry in the blog. where have i been all this time? ill be honest wit u guys...i was lazy...for 1 and a half years i would think everynight before goin to sleep tat i would give an entry to my blog the next day....and it took me one and a half years! so what could have happened now? what could have suddenly given me the inspiration which was missing all these to finally do this? Simple...its my study hols now! (im sure your like "ooooh..now it all makes sense)...I've been doin nothin these few weeks (ive never slept so much in my life) and finally..here i am!

     ok....so a lot of stuff has happened to me all this while...personal tragedies...new look(s)..new people in my life .....oh and also my college has been taken over by the government and because of that so im 6 months back (what? seriously!!).
                            I'm also a kinda different person from who i was 1 and a half years ago.Before i was a guy Who would just keep on searching for stuff to complain about in college to tell everyone. its pretty obvious with the name of the blog and that was actually the main reason i started it. I've finally decided to stop complaining and takes things into my own hands.......but i still love making jokes about college! (what?! theres so much things to make fun of here! i cant control myself! when they throw a slow ball at me..i gotta f*cking SWING!!!)
                                      I'm sure you'll see the difference with the coming entries. I feel life is just beautiful and exciting and im happy with what i have.
   ..so enough of the introduction!...i hope u guys enjoy my blog and please feel free to leave your comments!