SEASON GREETINGZ! :)

Christmas is comin in a few days and all the christians are in the holiday spirit...inother words..Im totally out of the picture! But you guys don't know this but i was in England till my 4th class and so i used to really enjoy the christmas time every year. I would avoid aaall the religious stuff but ill still get the presents! Haha!

well...when i was in england we made up 2 versions of famous Christmas carols! pretty funny..the 1st one is our version of "JOY TO THE WORLD"

                      Joy to the world...the teachers dead!

                   We barbecued her head!

                   What about the body!

                    We flushed it down the potty!

                    And round and round it goes...

                     ..and round and round it goes...

                    And aaall the red stuff comes dribbling out!!

The other one is our version of a classic called "Alleluyah!"

                        Allelalaluuuuyah! My teacher hit me with a ruler!

                   I shot her up the bum with an automatic gun! and I never went                                                                                                     to school again!!

Klassics! haha! Well...i wish everyone reading this a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!!!