Gangs of Chidambaram!!

My place is pretty lively. Chidambaram I feel is an inspiration for half the cliché tamil gangster movie! I mean come on…some college students act like that can u imagine how the original gangsters must be like? Once again im not kidding about what im saying! This really happened! And no I don’t have any photos! U never know who uses the internet nowadays! (hehe! Picture some 5 local guys sitting with aruvals reading the blog right now)

Bombs away? Fail!

A news spread in my place about a bomb blast in a house in Chidambaram! This freaked me out a lot because i thought bomb blasts were only in metropolitan cities and also who'll bomb Chidambaram?! My friend was in that street and so wen I asked him about it he was like “hi da! Heard about the blast uh? Told u my street has everything!” (ya an old lady got murdered last week but lets keep that story for another time) then I realized why the fool was smiling. The house wasn’t the target! The guys were  making it and it blew up by accident! .........:I :I

Hehe. Can u imagine what could have happened in that house? It would hv been just like dexters laboratory “ooooh what does this button do?” or like the road runner show “meep meep! BOOM!” my suspect is there must have been some idiot there or some deaf guy and the scene would hv been like

Guy 1:whatever u do…do not pull the red wire!

Guy 2: the lead wire? Relax! I wont! I just pulled this red colou…..BOOOM!!!!!

Door Delivery

Later I found out that the bomb as to attack another gang. So in retaliation the other gang beheaded the main leader and attacked the henchmen. I cant believe I just typed that. Well that was a foolproof  plan! I don’t how that could have gone wrong! Imagine….in the bucket they’ll have the head of some Chingy dude…boss :I cant believe it! U had 1 job! Just 1 job! Cant u do that properly?!

So these guys at 3 in the morning went to sri lakshmi hotel  (I just love the parotas there) kept a bucket with the head inside and threw bombs at witnesses and left. Sounds like some evil video game! So next day wen they open the restaurant what is the first thing they see? Yap! Justice!

I really wish there was interaction with this because I want to ask all the people reading this blog “if u wake up in the morning and find a bucket with a wanted gangsters head In it. What will u do?” mail yr answers to balu5409@gmail.com or just contact me on facebook “Kaushik Balasubramanian” (picture the rowdies reading this “we got him now boys!”)

If it was me…look at the bucket…..smile……then call my wife saying “honeeey! Package for u!”