Love talks!

Greetings. now i just had my birthday this thursday. happy birthday to me! wooo! feel free to wish me in the comments.....*awkward silence*....er....pls.
    ok movin on. i have talked a lot of topics which nobody gives a shit about. intercolleges, how i want to live life... blah blah blah. but here is a topic which i hope will relate to everyone.
     Today's topic is relationships. now your all like "ooooooh. how do you know that? do u have a gf? kaushik has a giiirlfriend! Kaushik has a giiirlfriend!" Now if you people would just grow up and listen. Im more of a side observer. Watching relationships in the side. when my friends are in a relationship. Like watching a forest fire with 3d glasses and popcorn.
     Do you know what i think is one thing which makes relationships difficult or hard. ill tell you what is.......*drumroll*....- names!
     I can already hear everyone say "wtf? what shit have you been smoking dude?" let me explain!
       Let's now totally clear our mind and lets get to the first part. when you like the person for reasons which are unknown and unexplainable. and then you both love each other and its beautiful.
    Now here comes what i feel is the problem. So once they feel that they are close enough. someone (majority it will be men) will propose and they will become bf and gf. Thats great. But then heres a problem. The guy will be known as "her bf" and the girl will be "his gf". This is where a string of thoughts come. "We are now boyfriend and girlfriend. we got to make sure this is serious. Your my gf you can't be talking like this" Not specifially these reasons but usually there is a string of new thoughts and which results in more fighting. So where did this all come.Again these are a few guesses. One might be the friends with their crappy dialogues "oh you guys are going out? sooo sweet. You let her drink. i would never let my gf drink" she might laugh it off but it might be stuck in her head. oooor it can be some people will flaunt their boyfriends saying he did this to me. "He climbed up the window and  stood upside down on the ledge and took off his shirt and it had " you are my little cutey pow wow" on it" Yes. sounds retarded. but then again you knows its possible. soooo then the person thinks "wow. her boyfriend is doing all that? My guy cant even climb the stairs!" or the most famous of them all "you should be careful he/she might do this..."
      Alright they maybe some small stagea after that like engagment and commitment. personally i hate it when people say that that we both are commited when they are dating. Commited is such a strong word. sounds like you got chained together. Actually i believe they want to say that we are so close that we want to make this relationship work. thats sounds cute right? Commited sounds like "i have made him/her sign a contract with their blood and now they can never escape me! muahahah! hisssss!" Commited is such a word for stuff like "rocky was commited to his training!" or "doctor doom was commited to take over the world" not in love!!
     Nooooow lets get to the grandaddy for them all! Marriage! remember all the stuff i said what happens during the relationship. weeell it gets worse during marriage. youl get thoughts like "ok. we married now. we have to be more polite. how we gonna raise kids? we cant be going to star wars and disco! how we going to raise a family. what about the child college fund?" and some extra points will be addes by the friends "be careful about yr partner. my partner did this...." soooo much seeds of thought that you can grow a rainforest of problems!"
   Now im not against love! No No No! im just saying imagine if the words marriage and commitments didn't exist. You can just be a couple who have no other thoughts apart from how much you like the other person"
    Now come ooon so what will i do in a relationship. now i know i cant sign a petition to abolish marriage. sounds tempting though. Maybe what will be cool is just to forget that your married. Just be a 2 people in love who then become 2 people in love with 2 beautiful kids. a even better word - a family!
    This sure has been a contraversial topic and im sure some people are gonna disagree. im just saying these are my views. im sure there are chances for it to be wrong. so if you do disagree.....let take this outside!!

Bus time stories

exams finally over! im free......and broke. so that kinda sucks too. i have been seeing my last 2 posts and damn! that was a lot of ranting! i feel like the guy in self help programmes! inspiring the crowd! shouting stuff like "you have your own life! come on! raise your hands and shout " dont you be sour and feeeeel the power!" Hold it! ive just got a new idea for a caree......*imagining my dads expression if i tell that to him*....or maybe not.
       hey any of you guys seen varanam aayirum? Its a brilliant movie but some people felt some scenes are illogical. I didnt mind the sword fights in Kashmir, the instant bodybuilding those scenes are normal...but the one scene when he goes to the train and the heroine sits in the opposite berth. that's balls! total bullshit! ive seen more logic in superhero movies! That never happens.
            Ive seen situations like that when im the bus. You sitting on the left side of the right side seats. and she on the right side of the opposite side. This is the closest you can get. so ok...this is the scene. You both are in the bus and so you looking at her thinking "ok how do i approach her? do i say hi? or do pay someone to push her off the seat and ill go catch her. hmmm" whearas on the other side shell be taking her iphone and will first start with "daddy....ah daddy. got on the bus...ah i got my water bottle. yes ill come at 6. ill call u don't wry. ok. ya. byeee" then shell call her grandpa and say the same thing. then her mum will call again. i mean why cant they finish it all in a single call. maybe they want to keep calling her till she reached next day morning. good lord let her sleep! as for us guys they ask 2 questions "did you get on the bus? u hv 2 bags remember! 2 bags!" and ill reply with "im on the way and relax im not dumb enough to forget 2 ba....*gasp*..oh shit!"
     ok so after some half an hour or talking with every member or her joint family just when you feel shes free and its your opening. out of the blue she takes a cheap ass 500 bucks phone. Yll be like "good lord! this woman even more broke than me!" and then shell start looking left and right suspiciously. heck! even clark kent doesnt turn around that many times before he becomes superman. Then she whispers on the phone "hello dear. Ah i talked to them. Ah yes. what? noo. i cant say i love you on the phone". me: *facepalm*! already booked case uh?" You know whats the worst part. Its them talking the fuuull night. talking in that whispering voice. They like some romantic ghost with cheesy lines from some flop movies. Im pretty sure the guy was drunk on the other side.
      Another fun case are dads who drop their daughters in the bus. Asking what they want some 10times. Running to the shop to get some chips....even though the girl said she doesnt want it. I like how he keeps in giving all dangerous looks to the surrounding males like some lion marking territory because he trying to tell that if anyone tries talking to her hell bite of their arm. Atleast he doesnt urinate on the bus floor like a real lion marking territory. So imagine my case im just listening to music and i look up and some random guy is giving me the look. I just can't help but think "Who is this scary dude? do i owe money to him or something?"
     On the other hand its easy to make friends on the bus. ill ask a guy if hes going to trichy and hell be like "yes! wow how did you know?" he was standing under a huge sign saying trichy bus comes here! so wasnt that hard! Youll be sooo bored that youll do anything to strike conversation. i asked a guy when i was on the way to chidambaram if he was from annamalai university. he was like "how did you know ?" Drunk fool. There is only one university in our place. oh and btw we were coming from pondi so he was drunk so i cant blame him.
  Other weird cases ive met include
1. a 12th biology teacher who after i found out that i was studying medicine started askin me 12th questions like cells  and frog livers. and every time i didnt answer hell smile thinking hes clever than a medical student.
2. a drunk guy who said that freddy mercury used to single to the sultan's cock. (im not making this up) but once he started speaking about his old romance i got off at the next stop....which wasnt even my stop
3.another drunk guy who said he loved his brother while his brother was lying next to him. i swear he must have not had a pulse for sometime
    There are many more but i forgot. Lets see whoelse comes up in my life. imagine me sitting next to a random dude and ill be like "so you came to pondi looking for a hose what? hos...stage. oh hostage! nice........oh shit!"