exams finally over! im free......and broke. so that kinda sucks too. i have been seeing my last 2 posts and damn! that was a lot of ranting! i feel like the guy in self help programmes! inspiring the crowd! shouting stuff like "you have your own life! come on! raise your hands and shout " dont you be sour and feeeeel the power!" Hold it! ive just got a new idea for a caree......*imagining my dads expression if i tell that to him*....or maybe not.
hey any of you guys seen varanam aayirum? Its a brilliant movie but some people felt some scenes are illogical. I didnt mind the sword fights in Kashmir, the instant bodybuilding those scenes are normal...but the one scene when he goes to the train and the heroine sits in the opposite berth. that's balls! total bullshit! ive seen more logic in superhero movies! That never happens.
Ive seen situations like that when im the bus. You sitting on the left side of the right side seats. and she on the right side of the opposite side. This is the closest you can get. so ok...this is the scene. You both are in the bus and so you looking at her thinking "ok how do i approach her? do i say hi? or do pay someone to push her off the seat and ill go catch her. hmmm" whearas on the other side shell be taking her iphone and will first start with "daddy....ah daddy. got on the bus...ah i got my water bottle. yes ill come at 6. ill call u don't wry. ok. ya. byeee" then shell call her grandpa and say the same thing. then her mum will call again. i mean why cant they finish it all in a single call. maybe they want to keep calling her till she reached next day morning. good lord let her sleep! as for us guys they ask 2 questions "did you get on the bus? u hv 2 bags remember! 2 bags!" and ill reply with "im on the way and relax im not dumb enough to forget 2 ba....*gasp*..oh shit!"
ok so after some half an hour or talking with every member or her joint family just when you feel shes free and its your opening. out of the blue she takes a cheap ass 500 bucks phone. Yll be like "good lord! this woman even more broke than me!" and then shell start looking left and right suspiciously. heck! even clark kent doesnt turn around that many times before he becomes superman. Then she whispers on the phone "hello dear. Ah i talked to them. Ah yes. what? noo. i cant say i love you on the phone". me: *facepalm*! already booked case uh?" You know whats the worst part. Its them talking the fuuull night. talking in that whispering voice. They like some romantic ghost with cheesy lines from some flop movies. Im pretty sure the guy was drunk on the other side.
Another fun case are dads who drop their daughters in the bus. Asking what they want some 10times. Running to the shop to get some chips....even though the girl said she doesnt want it. I like how he keeps in giving all dangerous looks to the surrounding males like some lion marking territory because he trying to tell that if anyone tries talking to her hell bite of their arm. Atleast he doesnt urinate on the bus floor like a real lion marking territory. So imagine my case im just listening to music and i look up and some random guy is giving me the look. I just can't help but think "Who is this scary dude? do i owe money to him or something?"
On the other hand its easy to make friends on the bus. ill ask a guy if hes going to trichy and hell be like "yes! wow how did you know?" he was standing under a huge sign saying trichy bus comes here! so wasnt that hard! Youll be sooo bored that youll do anything to strike conversation. i asked a guy when i was on the way to chidambaram if he was from annamalai university. he was like "how did you know ?" Drunk fool. There is only one university in our place. oh and btw we were coming from pondi so he was drunk so i cant blame him.
Other weird cases ive met include
1. a 12th biology teacher who after i found out that i was studying medicine started askin me 12th questions like cells and frog livers. and every time i didnt answer hell smile thinking hes clever than a medical student.
2. a drunk guy who said that freddy mercury used to single to the sultan's cock. (im not making this up) but once he started speaking about his old romance i got off at the next stop....which wasnt even my stop
3.another drunk guy who said he loved his brother while his brother was lying next to him. i swear he must have not had a pulse for sometime
There are many more but i forgot. Lets see whoelse comes up in my life. imagine me sitting next to a random dude and ill be like "so you came to pondi looking for a hose what? hos...stage. oh hostage! nice........oh shit!"
hey any of you guys seen varanam aayirum? Its a brilliant movie but some people felt some scenes are illogical. I didnt mind the sword fights in Kashmir, the instant bodybuilding those scenes are normal...but the one scene when he goes to the train and the heroine sits in the opposite berth. that's balls! total bullshit! ive seen more logic in superhero movies! That never happens.
Ive seen situations like that when im the bus. You sitting on the left side of the right side seats. and she on the right side of the opposite side. This is the closest you can get. so ok...this is the scene. You both are in the bus and so you looking at her thinking "ok how do i approach her? do i say hi? or do pay someone to push her off the seat and ill go catch her. hmmm" whearas on the other side shell be taking her iphone and will first start with "daddy....ah daddy. got on the bus...ah i got my water bottle. yes ill come at 6. ill call u don't wry. ok. ya. byeee" then shell call her grandpa and say the same thing. then her mum will call again. i mean why cant they finish it all in a single call. maybe they want to keep calling her till she reached next day morning. good lord let her sleep! as for us guys they ask 2 questions "did you get on the bus? u hv 2 bags remember! 2 bags!" and ill reply with "im on the way and relax im not dumb enough to forget 2 ba....*gasp*..oh shit!"
ok so after some half an hour or talking with every member or her joint family just when you feel shes free and its your opening. out of the blue she takes a cheap ass 500 bucks phone. Yll be like "good lord! this woman even more broke than me!" and then shell start looking left and right suspiciously. heck! even clark kent doesnt turn around that many times before he becomes superman. Then she whispers on the phone "hello dear. Ah i talked to them. Ah yes. what? noo. i cant say i love you on the phone". me: *facepalm*! already booked case uh?" You know whats the worst part. Its them talking the fuuull night. talking in that whispering voice. They like some romantic ghost with cheesy lines from some flop movies. Im pretty sure the guy was drunk on the other side.
Another fun case are dads who drop their daughters in the bus. Asking what they want some 10times. Running to the shop to get some chips....even though the girl said she doesnt want it. I like how he keeps in giving all dangerous looks to the surrounding males like some lion marking territory because he trying to tell that if anyone tries talking to her hell bite of their arm. Atleast he doesnt urinate on the bus floor like a real lion marking territory. So imagine my case im just listening to music and i look up and some random guy is giving me the look. I just can't help but think "Who is this scary dude? do i owe money to him or something?"
On the other hand its easy to make friends on the bus. ill ask a guy if hes going to trichy and hell be like "yes! wow how did you know?" he was standing under a huge sign saying trichy bus comes here! so wasnt that hard! Youll be sooo bored that youll do anything to strike conversation. i asked a guy when i was on the way to chidambaram if he was from annamalai university. he was like "how did you know ?" Drunk fool. There is only one university in our place. oh and btw we were coming from pondi so he was drunk so i cant blame him.
Other weird cases ive met include
1. a 12th biology teacher who after i found out that i was studying medicine started askin me 12th questions like cells and frog livers. and every time i didnt answer hell smile thinking hes clever than a medical student.
2. a drunk guy who said that freddy mercury used to single to the sultan's cock. (im not making this up) but once he started speaking about his old romance i got off at the next stop....which wasnt even my stop
3.another drunk guy who said he loved his brother while his brother was lying next to him. i swear he must have not had a pulse for sometime
There are many more but i forgot. Lets see whoelse comes up in my life. imagine me sitting next to a random dude and ill be like "so you came to pondi looking for a hose what? hos...stage. oh hostage! nice........oh shit!"
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