One of the confusing parts about second year is that its 1 and a half years. Ya.... Try explaining that to your non medical friends.
Now that we have finished first year. You know what this means.....yep. They become the one rank they have been trying to attain for a year - SENIOR!
GROWING UP......attempts:-
You should see people during the first day of second year. (If they pass) Guys will be having a sad attempt of a new moustache. Girls will be having new hairstyles. Theyll be a new (and pretty retarded) swag in the walk. Just waaaiting for a junior to come and rag them. Show them who's boss. Act like a person taking a population check for sensex. Call them..ask them their name, Where they are from, etc etc. They even ask in the same way as a survey. Next thing you know theyll ask "How many members in their family, Do they take enough protein in a day" and then maybe give them an aadhar card (Damn ragging is funny. Im definately going to do an article on that)
The ironic part is.. You don't rag people much in second year. Thats when you get ragged. Simple logic...you cant rag first years? Chill! Lets rag him next year! Lets feed the pig for a year then slaughter it!
Second year may also be known as the "Dawn of cholesterol" because from second year everyone start becoming fat. Im serious. So if you are a first year reading this then i suggest you to take as much mirror selfies before you blow up. Why would i say something like this? Its because everyone gets their first vehicle. Every girl gets their scooter and boys get their bikes. And everyones gets hyped and start taking rounds around college....then another round around college...again.. again... and again like some low budget biker gang. At one point it just makes u wonder whether they are lost at a point.
So its in that point wen we say R.I.P to walking. Its a common thing after a few years we see out first year photos and think friend 1: " *sniff....cheh. look at me. i actually have a head full of hair and my pants actually fit".
Friend 2: " So shall we go jogging?
Friend 3: " Naaa. How about tomorow...or next year. So lets get dinner!.
Its a slow and sad change of guys saying "I want to try this new hairstyle" to "I hope i have enough hair for my marriage" and final stage is..."Give me that wig! Shut up and take my money"
The Dating Game-
Well as for the couples scene. Its an improvement for the guys because the juniors have come and so that increases our attacking field. So after we fail miserably with our class girls we can try with the junior and if we screw that up (again) then we try next year.
We are like the Chelsea football team. Everytime we mess up we just say "Dont worry! Next year is there! Next year is our year! Glory! Glory! Glory!"
The dating game in college is divided into
1.Flirting with your classmates - This is like a mixed martial arts fight. You have someone who is same level as you and each have equal level on the field and that can result in equal pain inflicted on eachother
2.Flirting with a junior - Its like invading a foreign land. You wont get much resistance from them....but they can still declare independance from you
3.Flirting with bds girls:- This is like a top level secret agent mission. Noone knows where you're going and you wont tell anyone of the mission. And this is dangerous with a high mortality rate and chances you wont make it out alive.
But gents. Heres a word from then wise.....If you like a girl from your class. You strike as soon as possible. Because girls mentally change quickly. First year theyll be with looking at class boys, second year they'll realise that their class guys are hopeless and see the seniors, third year theyll lose hope in men totally and may even consider women...and by the time they final year or intern theyll be booked to get married. So dont jump too much in joy in you get her number in final year. The only time both your names will be on the same marriage envelope is shen she writes your name on the envelope to invite you.
Nocturnal Lifestyles:-
You guys seen in the flash tv series how Barry messes up the timeline? (For the...er.. majority who haven't seen. It gets messed up bad) Just like that second year messes up your sleep cycle. The postings in the morning start pretty late.....if we go. So we all become like nightwing.... you guys dont know nightwing? Robin becomes into nightwing...who fights crime at night. Fine! Like Batman! (Everyone knows batman) We become nocturnal! We sleep or not go to posting during the day and we fight sanity in the night. A new messed up medical superhero.
Also the postings arent any exam subjects so the good news is...the lack of attendance doesn't screw up yr final exam. The bad news is you've got to go directly to the Head of department to get a completion scene. So he will disgrace you and your full family......and your dog ......and then your goldfish and the shirt you wearing.....and then he will sign it.
He needs people like us. We are his stress ball. If he had a fight with his wife or if there was heavy traffic or if there wasn't enough salt in his lunch.... He'll let out aaaall the frustration on you. So the head of department will say classic dialogues like
1. Me:.....Sir only 2 days...HOD:"2 days absent?"....me:no...2 days present
2. The HOD will give act politely with you....thinking that you are a patient. Then hell see the logbook and realise your not going to pay him.
3. "How can you spell my name wrong?! You had one job!!"
4. "Security!!
5. "Is that a white coat or a blouse?!
6. "Who are you??
7. student:"...sir..i love you."
HOD:What are you saying?! We both are male....
Student:.....it was worth a shot. So will you sign my logbook?.
HOD:...get out
Exam Villains:-
Some colleges have semester exams at the end of every er...semester to check if our brains still work. Some don't. Some colleges just have a big ugly fire breathing university exam at the ending like bozo from mario. So usually when we studying for the second year final exam. We would actually have forgot how to study. Youll be sitting in front of the book thinking "Come on! ive done this before! Must....somehow...study.....SQUIRREL!! ("up" movie reference)". Well have the concentration span of a short term memory patient on meth. Kinda like a reverse rainman
Dr: What about internal tests? If you study for those regularly itll help for your main exam?
Me:What are you still doin he..... SECURITY! Get him out of here!
Where was ya....ah ya. So lets get to the subjects. The second year subjects can be compared to batman villains (This is a very nerdy entry right?)
Pharmacology -The Riddler:-
We feel that theres much in it but there so many names and terms and confusions in it that itll fry your brain and next thing you know you'll laughing in a corner with a question mark on your head
Forensic Medicine - Scarecrow:-
Consider to be the easy one but its still really dark and scary. This could result in scarring you pretty badly for life.
Microbiology - Two face:-
People will say that microbiology is easy. "Theyll pass you off.....every one passed last time........Just put chocolate agar and 38 degree for everything....Just imagine every bacteria is a lava cake..bleh bleh bleh"
Just when you believe that story and you let your guard down...BOOM! It stabs you in the back and it fails everyone. One year everyone passes...one year everyone fails.
Its like they pass people with chance like the flip of a coin
Pathology - The joker:-
The main villain...the darkest of them all.....the killing joke. Some subjects just want to watch the world learn....this subject wants to watch the world burn. Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel hung out with the joker amd she became a crazy baseball swinging nutcase called Harley Quinn. The difference is after you study pathology you wont be holding a baseball bat. You'll hit yourself with one. Im not kidding. Im writing my pathology paper (second...*cough*..time). I saw the question and i started laughing in the exam hall. A crazied maniac laugh like someone who didnt understand the punchline of a very bad joke. I could feel everyone repeating the same laugh behind me as they get the paper. People usually continue that laugh for 6 months...he he....haha
Now that we have finished first year. You know what this means.....yep. They become the one rank they have been trying to attain for a year - SENIOR!
GROWING UP......attempts:-
You should see people during the first day of second year. (If they pass) Guys will be having a sad attempt of a new moustache. Girls will be having new hairstyles. Theyll be a new (and pretty retarded) swag in the walk. Just waaaiting for a junior to come and rag them. Show them who's boss. Act like a person taking a population check for sensex. Call them..ask them their name, Where they are from, etc etc. They even ask in the same way as a survey. Next thing you know theyll ask "How many members in their family, Do they take enough protein in a day" and then maybe give them an aadhar card (Damn ragging is funny. Im definately going to do an article on that)
The ironic part is.. You don't rag people much in second year. Thats when you get ragged. Simple logic...you cant rag first years? Chill! Lets rag him next year! Lets feed the pig for a year then slaughter it!
Second year may also be known as the "Dawn of cholesterol" because from second year everyone start becoming fat. Im serious. So if you are a first year reading this then i suggest you to take as much mirror selfies before you blow up. Why would i say something like this? Its because everyone gets their first vehicle. Every girl gets their scooter and boys get their bikes. And everyones gets hyped and start taking rounds around college....then another round around college...again.. again... and again like some low budget biker gang. At one point it just makes u wonder whether they are lost at a point.
So its in that point wen we say R.I.P to walking. Its a common thing after a few years we see out first year photos and think friend 1: " *sniff....cheh. look at me. i actually have a head full of hair and my pants actually fit".
Friend 2: " So shall we go jogging?
Friend 3: " Naaa. How about tomorow...or next year. So lets get dinner!.
Its a slow and sad change of guys saying "I want to try this new hairstyle" to "I hope i have enough hair for my marriage" and final stage is..."Give me that wig! Shut up and take my money"
The Dating Game-
Well as for the couples scene. Its an improvement for the guys because the juniors have come and so that increases our attacking field. So after we fail miserably with our class girls we can try with the junior and if we screw that up (again) then we try next year.
We are like the Chelsea football team. Everytime we mess up we just say "Dont worry! Next year is there! Next year is our year! Glory! Glory! Glory!"
The dating game in college is divided into
1.Flirting with your classmates - This is like a mixed martial arts fight. You have someone who is same level as you and each have equal level on the field and that can result in equal pain inflicted on eachother
2.Flirting with a junior - Its like invading a foreign land. You wont get much resistance from them....but they can still declare independance from you
3.Flirting with bds girls:- This is like a top level secret agent mission. Noone knows where you're going and you wont tell anyone of the mission. And this is dangerous with a high mortality rate and chances you wont make it out alive.
But gents. Heres a word from then wise.....If you like a girl from your class. You strike as soon as possible. Because girls mentally change quickly. First year theyll be with looking at class boys, second year they'll realise that their class guys are hopeless and see the seniors, third year theyll lose hope in men totally and may even consider women...and by the time they final year or intern theyll be booked to get married. So dont jump too much in joy in you get her number in final year. The only time both your names will be on the same marriage envelope is shen she writes your name on the envelope to invite you.
Nocturnal Lifestyles:-
You guys seen in the flash tv series how Barry messes up the timeline? (For the...er.. majority who haven't seen. It gets messed up bad) Just like that second year messes up your sleep cycle. The postings in the morning start pretty late.....if we go. So we all become like nightwing.... you guys dont know nightwing? Robin becomes into nightwing...who fights crime at night. Fine! Like Batman! (Everyone knows batman) We become nocturnal! We sleep or not go to posting during the day and we fight sanity in the night. A new messed up medical superhero.
Also the postings arent any exam subjects so the good news is...the lack of attendance doesn't screw up yr final exam. The bad news is you've got to go directly to the Head of department to get a completion scene. So he will disgrace you and your full family......and your dog ......and then your goldfish and the shirt you wearing.....and then he will sign it.
He needs people like us. We are his stress ball. If he had a fight with his wife or if there was heavy traffic or if there wasn't enough salt in his lunch.... He'll let out aaaall the frustration on you. So the head of department will say classic dialogues like
1. Me:.....Sir only 2 days...HOD:"2 days absent?"....me:no...2 days present
2. The HOD will give act politely with you....thinking that you are a patient. Then hell see the logbook and realise your not going to pay him.
3. "How can you spell my name wrong?! You had one job!!"
4. "Security!!
5. "Is that a white coat or a blouse?!
6. "Who are you??
7. student:"...sir..i love you."
HOD:What are you saying?! We both are male....
Student:.....it was worth a shot. So will you sign my logbook?.
HOD:...get out
Exam Villains:-
Some colleges have semester exams at the end of every er...semester to check if our brains still work. Some don't. Some colleges just have a big ugly fire breathing university exam at the ending like bozo from mario. So usually when we studying for the second year final exam. We would actually have forgot how to study. Youll be sitting in front of the book thinking "Come on! ive done this before! Must....somehow...study.....SQUIRREL!! ("up" movie reference)". Well have the concentration span of a short term memory patient on meth. Kinda like a reverse rainman
Dr: What about internal tests? If you study for those regularly itll help for your main exam?
Me:What are you still doin he..... SECURITY! Get him out of here!
Where was ya....ah ya. So lets get to the subjects. The second year subjects can be compared to batman villains (This is a very nerdy entry right?)
Pharmacology -The Riddler:-
We feel that theres much in it but there so many names and terms and confusions in it that itll fry your brain and next thing you know you'll laughing in a corner with a question mark on your head
Forensic Medicine - Scarecrow:-
Consider to be the easy one but its still really dark and scary. This could result in scarring you pretty badly for life.
Microbiology - Two face:-
People will say that microbiology is easy. "Theyll pass you off.....every one passed last time........Just put chocolate agar and 38 degree for everything....Just imagine every bacteria is a lava cake..bleh bleh bleh"
Just when you believe that story and you let your guard down...BOOM! It stabs you in the back and it fails everyone. One year everyone passes...one year everyone fails.
Its like they pass people with chance like the flip of a coin
Pathology - The joker:-
The main villain...the darkest of them all.....the killing joke. Some subjects just want to watch the world learn....this subject wants to watch the world burn. Dr Harleen Frances Quinzel hung out with the joker amd she became a crazy baseball swinging nutcase called Harley Quinn. The difference is after you study pathology you wont be holding a baseball bat. You'll hit yourself with one. Im not kidding. Im writing my pathology paper (second...*cough*..time). I saw the question and i started laughing in the exam hall. A crazied maniac laugh like someone who didnt understand the punchline of a very bad joke. I could feel everyone repeating the same laugh behind me as they get the paper. People usually continue that laugh for 6 months...he he....haha
