Yo yo yo! It's going to get hot in here because it's time for another episode of "Burning down the house" your favourite rap battle blog with your host Mahalik
Tonight is gonna be the most common debate which happens at every house which we are all sick off!
90s kids Vs 2000 kids
To represent the 90s we got our own 90s kid - Kaushik!
Kaushik: "dude I'm 25. Stop calling me a kid"
Mahalik: "And representing the millennials we have la diablo! Why is your name that?"
Kaushik: "hehe it's my blog. I can call him whatever I want"
Mahalik : "Ya.. very mature of you. Alright. Enough buildup. Let's get this on. You! Diablo! Since you were born first. You get to go first!
Yo DJ SPIN THAT SHIT
LA DIABLO
Don't worry Gramps. Try to look alive
Well finish the rap battle off before your naptime
You had no access to any TV you ancient mess!
Your only childhood crush is a Disney Princess!
You didn't have smart phones. What do you want me to do about that?
The only way you could talk was the landline in your apartment flat!
You people are delusional just like backstreet boys!
You guys have wrinkles yet you still play with toys!
We have the whole world in our hands thanks to social media. Yes sir!
You guys still can't find our difference between yahoo and msn messenger
After this rap. I've got to chat with this girl from Mexico.
It's sad because you couldn't even give your next door neighbour a go!
Grow up man. Please snap out of the past!
The world is changing. You need to adapt fast!
Nomatter how much you say about all that we have have missed
The truth you always wanted a life like this!
Crowd: WOOOOOOAH!
Mahalik: "ok that just pissed me off also. Do u want to say something or shall we just call this parents?"
Kaushik: Naa. I got this. Let's get this done quickly. I'm sleepy already. DJ SPIN THAT SHIT!
KAUSHIK
Ok first thing first! keep the backstreet boys out of this
They are so much better than this modern EDM piss!
People usually get killed by animals like bears or maybe a crab
But you are the only idiots to get killed by a blue whale app!
And as for Kiki. Does she love you? Does she like your groove!
Don't care! Because the car behind is asking you to MOVE!
I've done all the sports you can possibly know.
The only way you've exercised is Pokémon go!
And as for for your smartphone. Its way smarter than you!
Let me cut your wi fi! Now what you gonna do?
You know only about social media? Please don't make me laugh
You merely adapted to it by the time you were 12 and a half
Shout-out to Bane because I know more about social media than you ever can
I was born with it, moulded by it and by the time wi fi came I was already a man!
We all know the truth Your just a spoilt brat!
The truth is...I'm the kid your mum wished she always had!
Crowd: DAAAAAIM!
Mahalik: Get the fire extinguishers cos this place is on fire!!
Ok who won? You guys decide! See you on the next episode of BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN! PEACE!
Tonight is gonna be the most common debate which happens at every house which we are all sick off!
90s kids Vs 2000 kids
To represent the 90s we got our own 90s kid - Kaushik!
Kaushik: "dude I'm 25. Stop calling me a kid"
Mahalik: "And representing the millennials we have la diablo! Why is your name that?"
Kaushik: "hehe it's my blog. I can call him whatever I want"
Mahalik : "Ya.. very mature of you. Alright. Enough buildup. Let's get this on. You! Diablo! Since you were born first. You get to go first!
Yo DJ SPIN THAT SHIT
LA DIABLO
Don't worry Gramps. Try to look alive
Well finish the rap battle off before your naptime
You had no access to any TV you ancient mess!
Your only childhood crush is a Disney Princess!
You didn't have smart phones. What do you want me to do about that?
The only way you could talk was the landline in your apartment flat!
You people are delusional just like backstreet boys!
You guys have wrinkles yet you still play with toys!
We have the whole world in our hands thanks to social media. Yes sir!
You guys still can't find our difference between yahoo and msn messenger
After this rap. I've got to chat with this girl from Mexico.
It's sad because you couldn't even give your next door neighbour a go!
Grow up man. Please snap out of the past!
The world is changing. You need to adapt fast!
Nomatter how much you say about all that we have have missed
The truth you always wanted a life like this!
Crowd: WOOOOOOAH!
Mahalik: "ok that just pissed me off also. Do u want to say something or shall we just call this parents?"
Kaushik: Naa. I got this. Let's get this done quickly. I'm sleepy already. DJ SPIN THAT SHIT!
KAUSHIK
Ok first thing first! keep the backstreet boys out of this
They are so much better than this modern EDM piss!
People usually get killed by animals like bears or maybe a crab
But you are the only idiots to get killed by a blue whale app!
And as for Kiki. Does she love you? Does she like your groove!
Don't care! Because the car behind is asking you to MOVE!
I've done all the sports you can possibly know.
The only way you've exercised is Pokémon go!
And as for for your smartphone. Its way smarter than you!
Let me cut your wi fi! Now what you gonna do?
You know only about social media? Please don't make me laugh
You merely adapted to it by the time you were 12 and a half
Shout-out to Bane because I know more about social media than you ever can
I was born with it, moulded by it and by the time wi fi came I was already a man!
We all know the truth Your just a spoilt brat!
The truth is...I'm the kid your mum wished she always had!
Crowd: DAAAAAIM!
Mahalik: Get the fire extinguishers cos this place is on fire!!
Ok who won? You guys decide! See you on the next episode of BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN! PEACE!
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