It's an underground passage reading to darkness. What could be at the end at tunnel? The suicide squad planning a return gig? A line of crocodiles just waiting for dumb teenagers to eat
Instead we see a group of hip hop enthusiasts and we see Mahalik Phifer (the black dude from scary movie 3 who had the long hair and comes for the rap battle. You know. The hero's friend).
There's a stage set. Well got the DJ. We got bouncers also ready and wr have 2 people ready to have a rap battle. Ok to keep it simple this is just the exact scene from the movie 8 mile.
Mahalik Phifer: Yo yo yo! What's up all the people in the house. We have seen it all! We seen 8 mile! We seen east coast Vs west coast but have we seen a engineer Vs doctor rap off? Only here! Only now! Let's go!
On the blue side. We have our BE graduate who just made sure that he got placed to this battle to takeover the house! SANTHOSH!
Let me hear you engineers make some noise and show who the real VIP is!!
*Audience screaming*
On the red side. We got our homeboy Doctor. Who dispite his busy schedule said he has all the time in the world to kick some engineering ass! Dr phenomenal! Kaushik!
Give him a mersal sound!
*Other side of audience screaming*
*In background*
3 people are like "Biochemistry! Whooo"
Mahalik Phifer: "What the? Who lets these biochemists in? Security! Security! Get their asses out of here!
Enough talk! Let's get this rap battle started! DJ! Spin that shit!
*Beat starting*
Santhosh representing Engineering:-
"Ok ok. Time for this party to begin. I'm even amazed this dude came in.
You guys say your life is work. Your home is the hospital
So even when you die you don't get a day off from work at all
We the engineers. We built the place!
We call the shots so trust me you aren't even a part of the race!
Mechanical, electrical, chemical, computer science
Our variety is unbound! We never tied down for life!
You guys are so boring. You just work and have nothing going on
So let me ask you a question doc? How can you even save lives if you don't even have one
It's hard for us to meet cos we will be going places.
We been all over the world meeting different faces
But sorry dude your world, country and place is the hospital.
Even the patients getting discharged would be like "do you even go out at all?"
Hey hey all the gorgeous girls are in the tech world now.
This is something you'll never know. Go cry now
All of us together we are an unstoppable force.
The VIPs of the nation. You wish you would have done this course.
Before I drop the mike. The public has one question
Were you really the ones who killed Michael Jackson?
Audience: Ooooooooh!
Mahalik Phifer: Daaaaaaim! And I thought the neet exam was hard against doctors! But this was savage!
Hey Doc! You think you can heal from that one? Your pulse ok? Heart rate still there?
Me: "Na mate. I got this!"
Mahalik Phifer: "That's all the first aid you'll get! Ok DJ spin that shit!
Kaushik (yay me) representing doctors:-
Ok ok let me deal with this little piss.
I cannot believe that I used my available leave for this
In 300 to be a Spartan you got to grow with the wolves
We push ourselves to the limit cos we will never lose
Your knees are heavy, arms weak, palms are sweaty
I diagnose you lost this rap battle already
I'll give it to you kids. You build the nation
But Wen you kids break. You'll have to come to our station
We the superman of this place! You're always scared of people you don't believe!
I guess that we are the correct people to ask "Do you bleed?"
We don't have lives? Please don't waste my time!
We do way more things than you. We just don't sit and whine!
Youre right! You got you life on your hands! I'll give you that!
We got the life of others also! Don't think you can do that!
All the hot girls are in engineering? Wrong! Here's something you should know
Miss world is a doctor! Whoops! I told you so!
So an Bcom degree is all you will get!
Because the real meaning of engineering is medical reject!!
Audience: "Wooooooohoooooohoooo"
Mahalik Phifer: " woah woah woah! This place is on fire! You guys tore the house down! Who won? You decide! See you on the next episode of epic rap battles!!
Instead we see a group of hip hop enthusiasts and we see Mahalik Phifer (the black dude from scary movie 3 who had the long hair and comes for the rap battle. You know. The hero's friend).
There's a stage set. Well got the DJ. We got bouncers also ready and wr have 2 people ready to have a rap battle. Ok to keep it simple this is just the exact scene from the movie 8 mile.
On the blue side. We have our BE graduate who just made sure that he got placed to this battle to takeover the house! SANTHOSH!
Let me hear you engineers make some noise and show who the real VIP is!!
*Audience screaming*
On the red side. We got our homeboy Doctor. Who dispite his busy schedule said he has all the time in the world to kick some engineering ass! Dr phenomenal! Kaushik!
Give him a mersal sound!
*Other side of audience screaming*
*In background*
3 people are like "Biochemistry! Whooo"
Mahalik Phifer: "What the? Who lets these biochemists in? Security! Security! Get their asses out of here!
Enough talk! Let's get this rap battle started! DJ! Spin that shit!
*Beat starting*
Santhosh representing Engineering:-
"Ok ok. Time for this party to begin. I'm even amazed this dude came in.
You guys say your life is work. Your home is the hospital
So even when you die you don't get a day off from work at all
We the engineers. We built the place!
We call the shots so trust me you aren't even a part of the race!
Mechanical, electrical, chemical, computer science
Our variety is unbound! We never tied down for life!
You guys are so boring. You just work and have nothing going on
So let me ask you a question doc? How can you even save lives if you don't even have one
It's hard for us to meet cos we will be going places.
We been all over the world meeting different faces
But sorry dude your world, country and place is the hospital.
Even the patients getting discharged would be like "do you even go out at all?"
Hey hey all the gorgeous girls are in the tech world now.
This is something you'll never know. Go cry now
All of us together we are an unstoppable force.
The VIPs of the nation. You wish you would have done this course.
Before I drop the mike. The public has one question
Were you really the ones who killed Michael Jackson?
Audience: Ooooooooh!
Mahalik Phifer: Daaaaaaim! And I thought the neet exam was hard against doctors! But this was savage!
Hey Doc! You think you can heal from that one? Your pulse ok? Heart rate still there?
Me: "Na mate. I got this!"
Mahalik Phifer: "That's all the first aid you'll get! Ok DJ spin that shit!
Kaushik (yay me) representing doctors:-
Ok ok let me deal with this little piss.
I cannot believe that I used my available leave for this
In 300 to be a Spartan you got to grow with the wolves
We push ourselves to the limit cos we will never lose
Your knees are heavy, arms weak, palms are sweaty
I diagnose you lost this rap battle already
I'll give it to you kids. You build the nation
But Wen you kids break. You'll have to come to our station
We the superman of this place! You're always scared of people you don't believe!
I guess that we are the correct people to ask "Do you bleed?"
We don't have lives? Please don't waste my time!
We do way more things than you. We just don't sit and whine!
Youre right! You got you life on your hands! I'll give you that!
We got the life of others also! Don't think you can do that!
All the hot girls are in engineering? Wrong! Here's something you should know
Miss world is a doctor! Whoops! I told you so!
So an Bcom degree is all you will get!
Because the real meaning of engineering is medical reject!!
Audience: "Wooooooohoooooohoooo"
Mahalik Phifer: " woah woah woah! This place is on fire! You guys tore the house down! Who won? You decide! See you on the next episode of epic rap battles!!
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