I dont want to survive! I want to live!

Hey. Quite sometime it's been. Every has their worst enemy. Their arch nemesis. Superman had lex Luther. Shawn michaels had bret hart. Goku had frieza. So i should have my enemy. My enemies has its list from mondays canteen menu to the unskippable ads on youtube. But if theres someone who i have a battle with. Hmm. Let me show you my enemy in its physcial form. "I want to go to the gym but.er..." You saw it? You didnt? After the but...the excuse that you cant do it. Thats what.
     I didnt know what to call it. Then i saw a video called "defeat defeat" by hrithik roshan. The concept is pretty simple. Defeat is the biggest demon in your head. Its a voice in your head which tells you that you cant do it. "Enough exercise...stop" "what will everyone think" its only once we overcome that demon in our head then only we can get victory. That voice tells us to be confortable. But victory is never in that confort zone.
       It kinda brings me back to school time when we had all those dreams but we werent able to it because we were too small. You remember all those memories we had when we were small when we has 15min breaks in school. We would do so much in those 15min. Well run to a shop or buy somethin. Or the excitement whrn maam leaves early and givea us another 10minutes. Now here we are in college with some 15hr breaks and i feel that we barely doing anything. Its more of eating. .sleeping....eating and waiting for dinner time so they can sleep again! Have you asked a small child what age he wants to be? Hell say i want to be 21. And when you ask why? Hell say a list of things hell do. The question you should ask yourself is "will that small version of you be happy seeing how you are now?"
        Now everyone must be thinkin "kaushiks asking everyone to act like a child" there are some positives in children which we have to learn. A children's mind is so fresh. Its like theres no adulteration like "i want to do this? Yes i do" its without all the excuses in life and the laziness and the ego. People dont stop playing because they grow old. They grow old because they stop playing. Ive seen my own classmates say "ive gone old. I cant do this!" Me:"nigga you 22! Usually the old people have wisdom and experience! You dont even have that!"
      Usually everyone needs a drive. Everyone's lazy to exercise but if you kidnap that persons daughter and tell him unless you lose weight youll kill his daughter. That man will hit the gym quicker than a subway order! Do you know which people enjoy the most? People who have been diagnosed with a life threatening disease and they have only one month to live. Then they slowly start forgiving people. Living life to the max and doing all the things they want in life. I call those people tubelights! What took you guys so long?! Why must we wait till then? Its as dumb as wanting to get married when yr single and then when you get married you start freaking at your bachelor party! My point is...why must we wait till something bad happens to get that drive. Why cant wr bring that drive during when we are healthy and when the world isnt going to get destroyed. Have you seen anyone like after they get news that they are going to die in a month and theyll be like "in a month right? Good. I have to finish this project in 3 weeks. Phew! Thats a relief." People like that shouldnt get cancer..... They should be shot!
        Theres a lot to say in this! But i feel i could has forgotten something. I personally feel that you should imagine that you have a man next to you noting everything you do and writing a book about you. How would you like your life as a story? Thats how you should live it.

Intercolleges -festivals of youth

Kickass preview no? Dr ninja? One reason ive put a preview is like theres no turning back. So people (if they read this) will be like "sooo...wheres that story of yours?" Or even worse "first you become a doctor! Then create doctor characters! But somehow somehow in going to start a series. You never know where these directors copy stories from. Just imagine me sitting in a theatre 20 years later and chria pratt is like " im not a doctor....im a ninja"
   This entry isnt very specific. These are just random thoughts of mine. The reason im telling all this is usually i feel like telling all this to someone but you never know whos interesting and i dread the thought of boring someone with my views. Unless your my junior and i feeling like showing some senior dominance. Junior:what are you going to do? Make me walk naked? Make me do chores for u all year?!?" Me:even worse! Just listen to my views of life and the world." Junior:"nooooooo!!!!"
        Can u hear that? Thats the sound of people closing the site. Haha. Anyway moving on. Now anyway like i said im known for a lot of dumb shit. One of them in the list is a strange habit of going to college intercollege fests by myself. Sounds retarded. You know a guy travelling hours for just competition. Let me make myself clear.
      Its not about winning. Intercolleges are not annual days in which teachers tell where to sit. How to sit and where to go. In this we the students call the shots. Some teachers try to call the shots but fail. It's like when the professor tells you to come at 5 15 only at 5 30 the boys....will go the bar. Then come. (Why are you looking at me liking drinkin in the daytime is sooo bad. Drinking in night is dangerous. You may trip and fall) Once you go there as a college. Your not the secons year,senior, intern. You will only be known as a person from that college. Cheering people from your college on. Trust me...nothing can bring a college unity more than this atmosphere. Once you go on that stage on that stage. You are your college. Your going to pave yr name in its history books. Maybe not a big impression but your paving your name. Those days everyone will be cheering you on (i cant guarantee what the seniors will do when you get back. They might suspend you upside down and say "soooo.. You think you can dance uh?)
  You meet people who are like you. The same views. Like god made two versions of you for each college. Its almost like " where were all my life?" Or "so im not the only one" life friendships can be made in minutes or days.
Modesty. I thought i was like the shizz. The guy who burns the dance floor who can speak a storm. Etc etc. When i go to fests. I realise....i suck (compared to some people) after an amazing performance a person will ask me "so you going to dance?" Me:after what i sae....no im just going to watch"
  And ya.........also the fashion shows. Lets not forget those :)
     Heres a point. Theres no joy to a performer of any kind may it be of anytype than a person who you have never met or seen complimenting you. Telling you " good job. You did awesome dude!" Once that happens. Youve done it. Youve won it. Screw the prize.
       The whole point of an intercolleges is new lands to conquer. New people to meet or to beat. New views. New places to stay. Making new friends. This is not what i said. This is what a guy i met once said. So im not the only one.
    People inviting you to see you lands,new lands,you get to see a free concert at the pro shows (a concert would be some 2k), you can party at their dj night (going to a club will be some 3k, seeing celebrities (i dont know how you can do that). I mean if you dont go to a college fest when you are incollege then when on earth will you go? How do people say no to this? Just beats me.
      So ok...enough 1 side now its time for a question and answer with the doubts in my head

1.ok...my question. Why go alone? (In a matt damon voice).
Me:first of all. Going alone wasnt my first preference. Its a last resort of noone comea and that happens majority of the times. Sometimea when you do somethin dumb in front of so many people you know it becomes hot news. The more the people you know the more the exaduration. You trip at a wedding. Then they will be talking about that in eeeevery family reunion. Imagine you go alone. Not one single person you kno. You are free to do whatever you want. Noone to say anything. Noone to ask questions. The truth is...maybe i look alone when i go but im never alone. I never feel more comfortable when im there. A person who just stays introverted even though he is surrounded by classmates..that person is alone.
Q2:why dont you study? (Bappi lahiri voice)
Me:to quote joker "people laze around in their rooms for weeks and nobody bats and eye. A guy goes to a intercollege for 3 days and everyone loses their minds!!!
Q3: (george clooney voice): Why all the travelling?
Me:lets say im talking to a girl (im sure i wont be asking this to a guy) what would you want to do once in your life? She would say "ive always wanted to travel. Go to new places." Not just girls. Even some guys say this. Heck! Every movie when a person gets cancer or if he takes a life tragedy then he decides to travel. Meet new people. See the colours of life. When they are some 40 years old. Once they feel the greys of life settling in. My question is.. Why must we wait for tragedy to embrace life? Why cant we accept this attitude when we are at ours twenties. At the peak of our life. When our fire burns brightest. Theres a song lyric from a song called "tonight" by fun. "Tooooonight we are yooooung we are going to set the wooorld on fiiire" how can we set the world on fire if you dont travel the world.
   Im sure some people are still arent convinced with what i said. But you know who will agree with me. People who have finished with college. People who call it the golden days. Who look back with a smile on their face (and then change their expression seeing the baby on their lap). Why do we say school days were amazing. Yes they were. But the reason why we talk about it soo much now is becuse its finished. Once we finish college lets see people talk about school then. People love their twenties when they are 30. Appeciate running after their legs get amputated from diabetes. I am a person who appreciate the beauty of the gifts i have while i do have it. So cage me. People like me are rare ;) grrr. I will love to type more but im at a fest now and the show is going to start. Seeya.

My tu meri youtube dance cover

 You guys hears "tu meri"? The awesome song from the movie bang bang? Its a damn catchy song. So check out my dance cover for the song on youtube.

https://youtu.be/tUIPA7VMx9w

Advanced or Belated Happy Fathers day!

Overall this has been a pretty self obsessed blog. Majority of the entries are about me or the things ive done or what i feel about things or my life experiences. Now for a small change. I want to make this entry a bit about families. (Some of the material ive taken from a chris rock standup so....thank you chris!)
    Being a dad has to be a very difficult job. Hey feminists. Dont you give me that look! Yes a mother is as important and difficult or even more. But mothers get their share of compliments. You know "wow mum! This tastes delicious! This is just like a restaurant" When was the last time weve ever told our dad "hey dad! Thanks a lot for knocking off this months rent!" Or "daim daddy! I sure love this hot water you paid for!" Without expecting any appreciation these men work to make sure you have a roof on top of your heads!
    Fathers have to undergo a lot of ridiculous problems such as when the kid has that annoying friend whos father is loaded. Filthy stinking rich. Hell be buying the boy every edition of game console when hes a kid, everytype of phone durig high shool or every type of car during his college days. So the kid will come to you and will say "its not fair daddy. Hes got a Ferrari a PlayStation 4..infact the playstation 4 is in the ferrari! You never got me anythin!" Never got me anythin?! When did food shelter and clothing become nothing? But fathera slowly talk to the boy. Slowly put some sense into his head and make him understand. Thats just highly admirable. This is why i cannot be a father. If i hear that dialogue ill throw him in the oven just like a horror movie! Ill eat him for dinner. Its like getting my cash back.
       Its very very admirable how they make sure that they give the first preference to the kids. Make sure the kids eaten and then theyll eat. Ask if hes had enough. Give him all the best pieces. Say that the wing piece of chicken is enough. Even though it wont be. (Who can be satisified on just a wing?!) That is just amazing. Because im sure i cant do that. If my son reaches out for the big piece of chicken ill slit his wrist. Ill say "2 more inches to the left and youll be dead. Listen...i made you so i can break you also! So hands off my chicken!"
      My father has done somethin which noother father in the world has done or can do. Hes put up with me for 22 years. Im serious! If i was in his place i would have smothered the boy with a pillow before he grew his first moustache. Hehe..im a difficult person to hang out with. Imagine living in the same house as me. So that deserves a applause of its own. *crowd clapping*
      I am so not ready to be a father that this is enough abstinence for me to avoid high school preganancy. Daim! I bet people reading this will stuff their purses with condoms. Friend:dude its 100 per head. Everybody pay up....friend2:" ya dude i have no cash. Its in the atm or in my room...i think (my favourite dialogue).... Friend 1:what do u mean? Your purse looks full. Whats inside it?....guy2:...er......*cough* life saving measures.
        On the serious side dad if you are reading this i want to use this as an opportunity to thank you for all the things youve done for me till now though i didnt say it at that moment even though i should have.
         This entry is a salute to all the fathers in the world and especially to my father. And a thank you for all the unappreciated things theyve done for us all these years. *crowd giving standing ovation in the background.....and confetti falling from the ceiling*

Birthday bashes!!!!

Hey guys. Long time again. This time its a pretty funny story why i dissapeared. Lets go back to one of my friends birthday. His birthday was a few days after mine. So we were just celebrating his birthday. Inother words we were beating the living crap out of him on the beach. Why? Theyll say they want to celebrate it on the beach because its a good atmosphere. But the truth is because on a beach they cant hear your screams during the beatdown. Imagine the scene some policemen walking down the beach...policeman 1:ok we have to look around for suspicious activity..policemen 2:sir look over there. I believe ita a group murder attempt.....p1:ah chill. Its just a birthday. Let's go quickly. We might be able to get some cake.
           Oh incase any of you readers are not from india and not quite getting this then let me explain how birthdays are celebrated here.
   Its kind of the concept of evolution. How did we celebrate birthdays as we small. The friends would surprise the birthday boy. You kno..get him a cake, gifts, give him a few slaps on the back, sing the birthday song and then in his happiness towards everyone he gives a treat. Sweet isnt it? Makes you wanna wish you have a birthday every month. Now as the years go by..1. The gifts slowly decrease in size and number..2.the cash used for the gifts is used for a big ass cake for everyone to eat..3.the few slaps on a back become "birthday bumps" which means kicking,slapping,hitting with a few weapons (i got hit by a cricket bat once), throwing him up etc etc and when they assured that hes temporarily handicapped for the day...they ask a treat from him. Its not even a question nowadays its like "hey i heard its your birthday. Wheres the treat?"..My standard answer is  " yeah..who are you again?" Technically nowadays otherpeople are more excited for my birthday than me. So when my parents send me cash for my birthday they'll be like "so what did u buy with the cash?"... Me:half of kfc!!
   My advice for this situation is. If your birthday is in february (which mine is . february 18 so please feel free to wish me in the comments section during that day). Fight with everyone on january. Curse their sisters, their favourite football team, their sexualities..whatever! Be one lonely introvert for a month and when its march (or someone elses birthday coming up). Kiss and make up. " sorry dude i didnt mean it" I dont kno what i drank that day. Ill never make fun of your relationships with your stufffes animals. Come on! Sorry dude! Give me a hug!"
    Coming back to my story. I pushed my friend into the water. Along with me. My phone was in my pocket. So when i gave to repair in the shop the shopkeepers was like "did you try switching it on?".. Me:yes!..him:did you put it on charge..me:of course!..him:You shouldn't do any of that!..me:.....:/. My dad would have killed me but the next day i got my results and i passed (ok! You can stop giving the shocked looks! Im serious!) So ya....im not complaining

Exams! Exams! Exams!

Hey again. Its been quite sometime from my last entry. I'm like a battle ravaged soldier because my exams just finished so....fingers crossed for me!
       There's a new video in YouTube. Its an ad for hdx which is hrithik roshans new clothing line called "defeat defeat". The video has to be one of the most inspiring videos I've seen in ages. I can tell the content of the video but naaa...the voice over in the video if really cool and if I type it down it'll look like I'm preaching so you guys check it out for yourself.
     As for my exams...ya I did kinda decent. I just hate it when people ask me "will you pass or not? Just tell!" Those are the few dialogues in the world which shut me up. That and "dude! Where's the money you owe me?" The conversation goes like this...me:"ya I did my exam ok...hmmm...a few marks gone on the one marks...5marks...and let's not forget the 10 marks. So overall I didn't do bad at the same time not good"
Dad:get to the point! Will you pass or not?
Me:....*holding phone next to fan* huh? Sorry! Signal problem! Can't hear you! Bye!
         What got even worse was this time they didn't have any eye cases for my opthal exam. So they got some patients from the medicine ward and paid them and told them to be cases for the exam. So what I have to do is ask what his problem is and write his case history. So the conversation went like this
Me:ok sir....what problems do you have in your eyes?
Patient:....nothing! Its fine.
Me:...huh? Ok any difficult in vision?
Patient: nope! Its perfectly fine!
Me.......*in mind* I think someone's paid this guy to make me fail!
But thankfully the post graduate came and told me what to write and saved my exam.....I hope! I better pass! Its 500 bucks for each case they bring! I don't wanna lose all my savings on arrears!
      Exams are so expensive for parents. There are 2 types of kids.
1. THE GOLDEN GEESE!!
Who give best results all the time! who study really well and pass (when your studying MBBS passing is the biggest acheivement!. Nobody cares more than that! You passed? You won! People who get distinction are like drug addicts. You know how people try alcohol for the first time and after they realize that their body can take alcohol they try taking weed! Once they are able to take weed they move on to the bigger picture like cocaine! Same things here. First they try passing and after they realize that they can pass they try getting distinction! After they someone succeed that they move on to the gold medal! He he...this is the best comparism ever! Medical gold medal to cocaine! The only difference is -its easier to get cocaine than a gold medal :D :D)
Ok coming back to my point! There are 2 types of students
1.THE GOLDEN GEESE!
Always give best results! who study and pass in the first attempt and after they pass they'll start asking their parents for really expensive stuff like a car or a laptop. Its like many months ago the kid will ask the dad if he would buy him a car if he passes. In the pleasant surprise that the kid is showing at least a shred of interest in the exam the father accepts.
 So finally when he passes they father will be like "congradulat......oh shit!"
The other type is 2.CRASH DUMMIES OR STUNTMEN! people who can fall from any height and brush off the pain in other words...students who just can't stop failing and dont get so hurt about it. We....*cough*....I mean they Just can't stop and aaaaall they cash goes in exam fees, buying new stationary for the exam, Snacks for eating in the middle of the night and all that! But you know that's the highlight of these students. When they pass. Its a celebration! Its like diwali,bachelor party ,friends childbirth and new year on the same minute! Happiness overload! Heres an example. Ok my 12th pass fail record isn't great. In fact it was horrible. Infaaaaaact there wasn't even a pass to compare with the fail. So when I (somehow) passed the second revision. It was hot news in school! Huuuge! That day nobody cared about the illicit couples in school. It was big! Even juniors were congratulating me! Everyone was demanding a treat! The studious kids were looking at my jealously because they would have got some 95 percent and nobody was carrying them and walking around the class.
      I personal believe that adrenaline is connected to the part of the brain which makes us study because have you noticed the further away the exam is you study waaay more slower. I mean if you had to start studying for an exam which is coming in 5months. You would be studying at the speed of 1 APD (answer per day), if it was in a month maybe you'll be studying at a rate of half LPD (lesson per day) but there's that moment when we study..*cough* I mean revise in the morning before an exam. That time our brains will bloody be on fire. Screw APDs and LPDs...well be on SPD (subject per day). It'll unlock a part of the brain which will make us bloody genius!
      Another scenario I love in exams is when you get a really hard paper! And the reactions people give are priceless! Some just start laughing on the spot like mad and might even hit their head. Another will look around and check the reaction of the remaining people in the class. If they give a shocked reaction like a combination of someone strangling them and receiving a deaththreat theeeeeeen yes! That means the paper is hard and its not just you who doesn't know anything! Your not a winner...EVERYBODIES A LOSER!! WOOHOO!! *Party music in background* Some scenarios is like you want to write the exam but when you look out you can see your friend signaling you saying "what are you doing? Writing? Don't give me that bullshit! Come out!" But in his mind he's like "if I'm going to hell you are coming with me!"
      So if I am to give exam advice (ironic eh?) I would say "hard work is essential but stress is optional" hey! Its not like you guys going to learn some extra 3 lessons when you are tensed! So just make sure you go to the exam hall with that smile on your face :D . I always enter the exam hall smiling but when I leave I'm having a totally different expression though!
     

Balus Box office Bonanza episode 1 -I

We've seen a lot if stuff in this blog. We've seen stories about me, my views on certain aspects of life, disturbing pictures and even more disturbing jokes! But now I'm gonna gonna do something totally fresh this time! I'm gonna do a movie review. So everybody welcome to the first episode of BALUS BOX OFFICE BONANZA (Title makes no sense I know but I couldn't find another last word beginning with b)
       What is the movie which everyone is talking about? Whats got us all checking the reviews in the net? You know what "I"m talking out! Yes! I'm talking about one of the biggest magnum opus (now you know where I got the name "madness opus" from) in Tamil cinema - I

      Movie name- I
     Cast:Vikram.Amu Jackson, Upen Patel
     Director: Shankar
     Plot:relax! I ain't giving no spoilers!
     Bottom line:A masterpiece portrait on a simple canvas

     First things first....do u type it "I" or "Ai"?!? I have no clue! if I use aI it looks like someone shouting! So I'll just use "I".
  Now the biggest debate is the two types if reviews we getting for the movie. We have 1 side saying that this is one of the masterpieces in Indian cinema and we have another group saying that the plot is weak. Like one of my friends said "Vikram gave a IIT preparation for a half yearly exam" actually I don't agree with that but the line was funny. I just want to clear it up.
      Weve been following the "I" buildup for a year! From when the motion poster got released to when the first look and till the trailer. So each was so amazing and more confusing. The perfect effect a trailer would give. We were guessing the story after each attempt and each story was just getting more retarded. A strange situation happened in which a drunk dance master caught me and he started saying stuff about how Shankar stole his story for I....then after that he started talking about how he could talk to animals. So the debate of the day was which the most retarded thing he said out of the 2!
     To get to the point its one of the most beloved and most common stories of all time. The revenge drama! You know...hero faces some personal tragedy and finally gives them some poetic justice! Ah revenge! The best feeling in the world! Better than a erec...I'm sorry I mean a exotic time in the tropics! So when you played all the guessing games and it comes to that it kinda gets you low.
   The movie is perfect in all scales! Acting - masterclass...screenplay -brilliant! Every aspect is the best! So when there's 1 negative it kinda obvious. And as a person who reviews its your duty to observe the negatives and the positives. No matter how much you loved the movie and when you notice that small defect. You have to write it down. That's why you get paid to do it. Its like when the bad star wars movie came the fan boy in the reviewer just wanted to scream " woooow! Finally!!! Another Darth apart from vadar!" But they had no option but to comment on all the many flaws in the movie. (Hmmm...I'm a bit suspicious about the star trek review)
     So I'm saying I think I is a total masterclass. If you don't sit and waste your time trying to guess the story and look for negative points. Its like a challenge given to Shankar and vikram. "I'm going to give you a simple story! Give me a masterpiece! Turn this stone into gold! And wow! Did Shankar's midus touch succeed!!"

Friends! countrymen! let me your ears......or not

One of the main reasons I started this blog a because im insecure. I just Don't know who to express to. Who is close enough to give a damn about what I say. A main example is between Juniors and seniors in college. There have been cases when the senior considers the junior his "junior me" or protege whearas the junior wont feel like that. It's like the senior will taaaalk to him for aages. Giving him advice of all sorts. Nobody can resist the urge to give advice. At that point the junior will like "yes sir! Correct sir! No no! I don't mind you telling saying sir! Oh another story sir? No problem! I have time!" But when the senior finally leaves him he'll be like "pah! I thought he'll never finish! If he said one more story I would have slit my throat! That's the only escape!" So that's why I've started this. Not to let out my hundreds if stories and er...philosophies to some poor soul! (So all my college juniors you better thank me!)
        You know who suffers the most from this? Sober people when Other guys drink. We guys are not always openly emotional. Hey! we are emotional but not as open as girls. That's why the dialogue "stop crying! Be a man!" The same way how guys are very shamelessly sexually open! Have you ever seen a guy refuse sex? Or say something like "I'm not in the mood?" Or "I've got a headache?" Because I haven't! Whether it be afternoon, morning, interval of a children's animation movie, before exam! Damn! we always ready! Girls aren't usually like that. You know if a guy comes and tells his wife I'm not in the mood for sex. That's it! The wife will switch on her police dog mode and will get all suspicious! "Why is he wearing a new shirt? And he also shaved! And also not in the mood! He cheating on me! I knew it! I kneeew it! Time to take out the trash! *picking up sharpest item to her left*"
           Ok! So coming back...guys tend to keep their emotions in and so they are used to it. My advice to all guys is..NEVER DRINK WITH GUYS WHO HAVE A MAD CRUSH ON A GIRL OR WHO SUFFERED A BREAKUP!" Because all that soppy love stories which he he hid inside will aaaaall come out. Majority of cases just start crying with no warning! He'll be like a fire alarm! No off switch and it will make yr ears bleed! Drunk guys won't mind so much because they speaking the same language and they'll be in the same messed up Wavelength! Whearas the sober guys will be just smile and nod but actually will be looking aeouns the room for some exit route! Some can't stand the torture and will just start drinking then! "KILL ME NOW! *taking vodka shot*...HIC! Be...st..poison ever!"
      I've thought..imagine everyone in college had a blog! You know that'll mean..people will let out aaaall what they want in this and that means all the juniors will escape from hours of agony (if he's sober). Ingenius eh?;)
      

2015! Here I come!

 Where are my manners? (That's a question my mum has been asking for years) I know its late but I want to use this opportunity to wish all you readers HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD!
    Ok! Ok! Resolutions! What's the most famed resolution of all time? "I'm going to start working out sincerely from Jan 1st" or "I'm going to start studying properly from this year onwards!" I tried the second one you know? Its like I remember after new Year I was taking a bath and I was looking in the mirror and I was giving a serious expression or my "shits gonna get real bitches!" Face as I like to call it. I modulated my voice to a looow Lawrence fishbourne like voice and I was telling myself "ok Kaushik. Enough fun and games! You got to take things seriously from now! Study! Be regular to college! And be a much more mature person from now on..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! OOHOHOHOHOHO!!! *wiping tear* oh...this has to be my best joke yet" Mostly when people talk to themselves to the mirror the most common dialogues are "We have to win this football match somehow! I've got to play my bes.....omg! Is that a pimple?" Ooooor "Holy shit! Look at my eyes! I'm sooooo high..hehe....he he...*cough*...he he"
        When it comes to new year there are 2 types of people
1.people who are early sleepers and who usually sleep at 11 but they somehow stay up till 12. Wish some 3 friends or in a guys case wish some few girls he talks to in the hope that something can happen between them. And then they welcome the new year by going to the temple first thing in the morning.
So sweet na? The other type is
2.People who sleep for some 4 hours on 31st afternoon. And are fresh in the night and go for a new year party and.....after that nobody remembers what happens. All what happens is that the guy will wake up at 11 in the morning with a huuge hangover unable to feel his legs and it'll take 1hour for each of his body part of his to start working again slowly. And by the time he's in full functioning condition it'll be 12 o clock of the next day. Technically for them 2015 starts on January 2nd. January 1st doesn't exist!
The cases who want to start gymming sincerely as their new year resolutions are even more funny. On january 1st you will see that all the gyms will be fuuull! Then see the same gym on January 5th...Eeempty! Now I understand why gyms always make u pay yearly or 6 month memberships?
Now lets talk about my resolutions. I've made only one simple one - "This year 2015 I will be more insane and reckless than ever and do more crazy stuff than 2014!!"
   My friends reaction was like "I don't think even possible!" Let's see ...;)
   

Pros from a pro!

Hola! Ok the main reason why I started the blog was to actually bitch about college. (To make it more dramatic...expose the college!) But then again I realized no matter how much you hate the place or complain about it. Nothings going to change. This isn't school where you complain to your mum everyday to one point till they cannot take it! And they change your school to shut you up!
   I used to generally only complain about college. You can even see it in the first blog entries but after some 2years I for the hang of the place. I kinda felt bad that noone was there to tell me all this when I joined college. So I don't want you guys to feel the  same. So Here is my survival tips.. What not to do, pros of the college which no other college has!

Unbelievable freedom:-
In other colleges no matter what year you're in there's alwayS a small curfew. But in my place (from 2nd year onwards) the world is yours! Noone is going to say anything! You can leave at 2 in the morning  and come back at 3 in the afternoon, you can leave at 5 in the morning and come noback at 2 in the morning! You can go out and kill someone or you can kill someone inside the hostel (heck! They'll already done it)

Movie paradise:
Chidambaram has 3 theaters. What is special about them is...2 of them are  next to each other and the other one is some 50m away. So if you look at the distance between all 3 of the screens its almost the same area of a huge multiplex!
Another awesome part about this place theatres- You know how hard to get a first day ticket in cities? They start online booking some 2 weeks back and it takes forever for guys without credit cards like me to see! And by that time the jackass friends of mine would have told the twists! I would have given an example now but then again I don't want to spoil any movie twists!               Whearas in hamara chidambaram all there is only one small little opening in which a small goblin like guy gives the tickets and to get a first ticket you just stand in a line some half an hour before the movie and you get it. Ok I'm exadurating a bit about the line its kinda a small mob literally fighting to get tickets. We usually send one guy in to get the tickets so picture this- a small dude in a sea of people and after some ten minute of punching and kicking hell come standing with a ripped shirt and with one show and a black eye! I'll be like "well done dude! Now we need to send someone to get the parking ticket!"..friend:....oh shit!

Location:-
Do you know that exercise psychiatrists do? The word association test. They tell a word and they make you say the first word in your mind. Like "elvis - great music....Michael Jackson - great dance...new York - great buildings ....Pamela Anderson - great b.....ok you get the idea!" So if you tell anyone chidambaram the first word on their heads will be Pondicherry!
      That's right! The most sought after holiday spot in Tamil nadu is just 1 hour away from chidambaram! 1 month of planning for you guys is just a weekly holiday for us!

Foodie heaven:-
Now a common complaint is that the restaurants are kind of cheap here. Here's the best part! Some r just amazingly cheap! I mean just imagine you missed your lunch and you find a hundred rupee note lying around the room (I wish!) Boom! You can fill yourself up and still have change for the tip!
   Can u imagine anyone in bangalore able to do that? My friend found a place which decently fills you for 250 bucks and he's coming to me like "ai! Saw that uh? Am I good or what? 250 bucks! Your full right? Admit it! You are full! You can feel a burp coming? Oh ya..let it out! Leeet it out! You can't find anyplace like this! I'm good! Who's the man? I'm the man!". Me:.....dude your scaring me! Pls stop!

There are a lot more points but i dont want to make this too long. If I am to sum up this place or college in a single dialogue I would say "Everything we want is just in front of us....it depends on how you look at it" ;)