Where are my manners? (That's a question my mum has been asking for years) I know its late but I want to use this opportunity to wish all you readers HAPPY NEW YEAR!! HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD!
Ok! Ok! Resolutions! What's the most famed resolution of all time? "I'm going to start working out sincerely from Jan 1st" or "I'm going to start studying properly from this year onwards!" I tried the second one you know? Its like I remember after new Year I was taking a bath and I was looking in the mirror and I was giving a serious expression or my "shits gonna get real bitches!" Face as I like to call it. I modulated my voice to a looow Lawrence fishbourne like voice and I was telling myself "ok Kaushik. Enough fun and games! You got to take things seriously from now! Study! Be regular to college! And be a much more mature person from now on..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! OOHOHOHOHOHO!!! *wiping tear* oh...this has to be my best joke yet" Mostly when people talk to themselves to the mirror the most common dialogues are "We have to win this football match somehow! I've got to play my bes.....omg! Is that a pimple?" Ooooor "Holy shit! Look at my eyes! I'm sooooo high..hehe....he he...*cough*...he he"
When it comes to new year there are 2 types of people
1.people who are early sleepers and who usually sleep at 11 but they somehow stay up till 12. Wish some 3 friends or in a guys case wish some few girls he talks to in the hope that something can happen between them. And then they welcome the new year by going to the temple first thing in the morning.
So sweet na? The other type is
2.People who sleep for some 4 hours on 31st afternoon. And are fresh in the night and go for a new year party and.....after that nobody remembers what happens. All what happens is that the guy will wake up at 11 in the morning with a huuge hangover unable to feel his legs and it'll take 1hour for each of his body part of his to start working again slowly. And by the time he's in full functioning condition it'll be 12 o clock of the next day. Technically for them 2015 starts on January 2nd. January 1st doesn't exist!
The cases who want to start gymming sincerely as their new year resolutions are even more funny. On january 1st you will see that all the gyms will be fuuull! Then see the same gym on January 5th...Eeempty! Now I understand why gyms always make u pay yearly or 6 month memberships?
Now lets talk about my resolutions. I've made only one simple one - "This year 2015 I will be more insane and reckless than ever and do more crazy stuff than 2014!!"
My friends reaction was like "I don't think even possible!" Let's see ...;)
Ok! Ok! Resolutions! What's the most famed resolution of all time? "I'm going to start working out sincerely from Jan 1st" or "I'm going to start studying properly from this year onwards!" I tried the second one you know? Its like I remember after new Year I was taking a bath and I was looking in the mirror and I was giving a serious expression or my "shits gonna get real bitches!" Face as I like to call it. I modulated my voice to a looow Lawrence fishbourne like voice and I was telling myself "ok Kaushik. Enough fun and games! You got to take things seriously from now! Study! Be regular to college! And be a much more mature person from now on..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! OOHOHOHOHOHO!!! *wiping tear* oh...this has to be my best joke yet" Mostly when people talk to themselves to the mirror the most common dialogues are "We have to win this football match somehow! I've got to play my bes.....omg! Is that a pimple?" Ooooor "Holy shit! Look at my eyes! I'm sooooo high..hehe....he he...*cough*...he he"
When it comes to new year there are 2 types of people
1.people who are early sleepers and who usually sleep at 11 but they somehow stay up till 12. Wish some 3 friends or in a guys case wish some few girls he talks to in the hope that something can happen between them. And then they welcome the new year by going to the temple first thing in the morning.
So sweet na? The other type is
2.People who sleep for some 4 hours on 31st afternoon. And are fresh in the night and go for a new year party and.....after that nobody remembers what happens. All what happens is that the guy will wake up at 11 in the morning with a huuge hangover unable to feel his legs and it'll take 1hour for each of his body part of his to start working again slowly. And by the time he's in full functioning condition it'll be 12 o clock of the next day. Technically for them 2015 starts on January 2nd. January 1st doesn't exist!
The cases who want to start gymming sincerely as their new year resolutions are even more funny. On january 1st you will see that all the gyms will be fuuull! Then see the same gym on January 5th...Eeempty! Now I understand why gyms always make u pay yearly or 6 month memberships?
Now lets talk about my resolutions. I've made only one simple one - "This year 2015 I will be more insane and reckless than ever and do more crazy stuff than 2014!!"
My friends reaction was like "I don't think even possible!" Let's see ...;)
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