Hola! Ok the main reason why I started the blog was to actually bitch about college. (To make it more dramatic...expose the college!) But then again I realized no matter how much you hate the place or complain about it. Nothings going to change. This isn't school where you complain to your mum everyday to one point till they cannot take it! And they change your school to shut you up!
I used to generally only complain about college. You can even see it in the first blog entries but after some 2years I for the hang of the place. I kinda felt bad that noone was there to tell me all this when I joined college. So I don't want you guys to feel the same. So Here is my survival tips.. What not to do, pros of the college which no other college has!
Unbelievable freedom:-
In other colleges no matter what year you're in there's alwayS a small curfew. But in my place (from 2nd year onwards) the world is yours! Noone is going to say anything! You can leave at 2 in the morning and come back at 3 in the afternoon, you can leave at 5 in the morning and come noback at 2 in the morning! You can go out and kill someone or you can kill someone inside the hostel (heck! They'll already done it)
Movie paradise:
Chidambaram has 3 theaters. What is special about them is...2 of them are next to each other and the other one is some 50m away. So if you look at the distance between all 3 of the screens its almost the same area of a huge multiplex!
Another awesome part about this place theatres- You know how hard to get a first day ticket in cities? They start online booking some 2 weeks back and it takes forever for guys without credit cards like me to see! And by that time the jackass friends of mine would have told the twists! I would have given an example now but then again I don't want to spoil any movie twists! Whearas in hamara chidambaram all there is only one small little opening in which a small goblin like guy gives the tickets and to get a first ticket you just stand in a line some half an hour before the movie and you get it. Ok I'm exadurating a bit about the line its kinda a small mob literally fighting to get tickets. We usually send one guy in to get the tickets so picture this- a small dude in a sea of people and after some ten minute of punching and kicking hell come standing with a ripped shirt and with one show and a black eye! I'll be like "well done dude! Now we need to send someone to get the parking ticket!"..friend:....oh shit!
Location:-
Do you know that exercise psychiatrists do? The word association test. They tell a word and they make you say the first word in your mind. Like "elvis - great music....Michael Jackson - great dance...new York - great buildings ....Pamela Anderson - great b.....ok you get the idea!" So if you tell anyone chidambaram the first word on their heads will be Pondicherry!
That's right! The most sought after holiday spot in Tamil nadu is just 1 hour away from chidambaram! 1 month of planning for you guys is just a weekly holiday for us!
Foodie heaven:-
Now a common complaint is that the restaurants are kind of cheap here. Here's the best part! Some r just amazingly cheap! I mean just imagine you missed your lunch and you find a hundred rupee note lying around the room (I wish!) Boom! You can fill yourself up and still have change for the tip!
Can u imagine anyone in bangalore able to do that? My friend found a place which decently fills you for 250 bucks and he's coming to me like "ai! Saw that uh? Am I good or what? 250 bucks! Your full right? Admit it! You are full! You can feel a burp coming? Oh ya..let it out! Leeet it out! You can't find anyplace like this! I'm good! Who's the man? I'm the man!". Me:.....dude your scaring me! Pls stop!
There are a lot more points but i dont want to make this too long. If I am to sum up this place or college in a single dialogue I would say "Everything we want is just in front of us....it depends on how you look at it" ;)
I used to generally only complain about college. You can even see it in the first blog entries but after some 2years I for the hang of the place. I kinda felt bad that noone was there to tell me all this when I joined college. So I don't want you guys to feel the same. So Here is my survival tips.. What not to do, pros of the college which no other college has!
Unbelievable freedom:-
In other colleges no matter what year you're in there's alwayS a small curfew. But in my place (from 2nd year onwards) the world is yours! Noone is going to say anything! You can leave at 2 in the morning and come back at 3 in the afternoon, you can leave at 5 in the morning and come noback at 2 in the morning! You can go out and kill someone or you can kill someone inside the hostel (heck! They'll already done it)
Movie paradise:
Chidambaram has 3 theaters. What is special about them is...2 of them are next to each other and the other one is some 50m away. So if you look at the distance between all 3 of the screens its almost the same area of a huge multiplex!
Another awesome part about this place theatres- You know how hard to get a first day ticket in cities? They start online booking some 2 weeks back and it takes forever for guys without credit cards like me to see! And by that time the jackass friends of mine would have told the twists! I would have given an example now but then again I don't want to spoil any movie twists! Whearas in hamara chidambaram all there is only one small little opening in which a small goblin like guy gives the tickets and to get a first ticket you just stand in a line some half an hour before the movie and you get it. Ok I'm exadurating a bit about the line its kinda a small mob literally fighting to get tickets. We usually send one guy in to get the tickets so picture this- a small dude in a sea of people and after some ten minute of punching and kicking hell come standing with a ripped shirt and with one show and a black eye! I'll be like "well done dude! Now we need to send someone to get the parking ticket!"..friend:....oh shit!
Location:-
Do you know that exercise psychiatrists do? The word association test. They tell a word and they make you say the first word in your mind. Like "elvis - great music....Michael Jackson - great dance...new York - great buildings ....Pamela Anderson - great b.....ok you get the idea!" So if you tell anyone chidambaram the first word on their heads will be Pondicherry!
That's right! The most sought after holiday spot in Tamil nadu is just 1 hour away from chidambaram! 1 month of planning for you guys is just a weekly holiday for us!
Foodie heaven:-
Now a common complaint is that the restaurants are kind of cheap here. Here's the best part! Some r just amazingly cheap! I mean just imagine you missed your lunch and you find a hundred rupee note lying around the room (I wish!) Boom! You can fill yourself up and still have change for the tip!
Can u imagine anyone in bangalore able to do that? My friend found a place which decently fills you for 250 bucks and he's coming to me like "ai! Saw that uh? Am I good or what? 250 bucks! Your full right? Admit it! You are full! You can feel a burp coming? Oh ya..let it out! Leeet it out! You can't find anyplace like this! I'm good! Who's the man? I'm the man!". Me:.....dude your scaring me! Pls stop!
There are a lot more points but i dont want to make this too long. If I am to sum up this place or college in a single dialogue I would say "Everything we want is just in front of us....it depends on how you look at it" ;)
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