One of the main reasons I started this blog a because im insecure. I just Don't know who to express to. Who is close enough to give a damn about what I say. A main example is between Juniors and seniors in college. There have been cases when the senior considers the junior his "junior me" or protege whearas the junior wont feel like that. It's like the senior will taaaalk to him for aages. Giving him advice of all sorts. Nobody can resist the urge to give advice. At that point the junior will like "yes sir! Correct sir! No no! I don't mind you telling saying sir! Oh another story sir? No problem! I have time!" But when the senior finally leaves him he'll be like "pah! I thought he'll never finish! If he said one more story I would have slit my throat! That's the only escape!" So that's why I've started this. Not to let out my hundreds if stories and er...philosophies to some poor soul! (So all my college juniors you better thank me!)
You know who suffers the most from this? Sober people when Other guys drink. We guys are not always openly emotional. Hey! we are emotional but not as open as girls. That's why the dialogue "stop crying! Be a man!" The same way how guys are very shamelessly sexually open! Have you ever seen a guy refuse sex? Or say something like "I'm not in the mood?" Or "I've got a headache?" Because I haven't! Whether it be afternoon, morning, interval of a children's animation movie, before exam! Damn! we always ready! Girls aren't usually like that. You know if a guy comes and tells his wife I'm not in the mood for sex. That's it! The wife will switch on her police dog mode and will get all suspicious! "Why is he wearing a new shirt? And he also shaved! And also not in the mood! He cheating on me! I knew it! I kneeew it! Time to take out the trash! *picking up sharpest item to her left*"
Ok! So coming back...guys tend to keep their emotions in and so they are used to it. My advice to all guys is..NEVER DRINK WITH GUYS WHO HAVE A MAD CRUSH ON A GIRL OR WHO SUFFERED A BREAKUP!" Because all that soppy love stories which he he hid inside will aaaaall come out. Majority of cases just start crying with no warning! He'll be like a fire alarm! No off switch and it will make yr ears bleed! Drunk guys won't mind so much because they speaking the same language and they'll be in the same messed up Wavelength! Whearas the sober guys will be just smile and nod but actually will be looking aeouns the room for some exit route! Some can't stand the torture and will just start drinking then! "KILL ME NOW! *taking vodka shot*...HIC! Be...st..poison ever!"
I've thought..imagine everyone in college had a blog! You know that'll mean..people will let out aaaall what they want in this and that means all the juniors will escape from hours of agony (if he's sober). Ingenius eh?;)
You know who suffers the most from this? Sober people when Other guys drink. We guys are not always openly emotional. Hey! we are emotional but not as open as girls. That's why the dialogue "stop crying! Be a man!" The same way how guys are very shamelessly sexually open! Have you ever seen a guy refuse sex? Or say something like "I'm not in the mood?" Or "I've got a headache?" Because I haven't! Whether it be afternoon, morning, interval of a children's animation movie, before exam! Damn! we always ready! Girls aren't usually like that. You know if a guy comes and tells his wife I'm not in the mood for sex. That's it! The wife will switch on her police dog mode and will get all suspicious! "Why is he wearing a new shirt? And he also shaved! And also not in the mood! He cheating on me! I knew it! I kneeew it! Time to take out the trash! *picking up sharpest item to her left*"
Ok! So coming back...guys tend to keep their emotions in and so they are used to it. My advice to all guys is..NEVER DRINK WITH GUYS WHO HAVE A MAD CRUSH ON A GIRL OR WHO SUFFERED A BREAKUP!" Because all that soppy love stories which he he hid inside will aaaaall come out. Majority of cases just start crying with no warning! He'll be like a fire alarm! No off switch and it will make yr ears bleed! Drunk guys won't mind so much because they speaking the same language and they'll be in the same messed up Wavelength! Whearas the sober guys will be just smile and nod but actually will be looking aeouns the room for some exit route! Some can't stand the torture and will just start drinking then! "KILL ME NOW! *taking vodka shot*...HIC! Be...st..poison ever!"
I've thought..imagine everyone in college had a blog! You know that'll mean..people will let out aaaall what they want in this and that means all the juniors will escape from hours of agony (if he's sober). Ingenius eh?;)
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