I remember when I first came to chidambaram..i was standin
in my hotel room wit my parents lookin at the city traffic lights and traffic
(actually all I could see was one conjusted road…and half the street lights
weren’t working)..when SUDDENLY A MONKEY JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND LANDED IN
FRONT OF ME!! I freaked out!! People who feel like they r left in the concrete
jungles of mankind and want more nature…yadda yadda ..shit like
that…well..they would…….still hate the place bcos the animals are everywhere
Cows in football court: yep..imagine..yr playin a intense
football match..the goalkeeper clears the ball..the central midfielder
intercepts the ball..passes the ball to the right midfielder..he tried crossing
it to the striker so that he can score…he kicks…ball goes flyin….and hits a
cow!...i serious! These cows r the worst pitch intruders ever! When a cow comes
into the pitch…all I can shout is “DON’T KICK THE COW…ITS TOMOROWS LUNCH!!”
Monkey Menace: My theory is…the winged monkeys in the
“wizard of oz” movie lost their wings…but still had the thirst 2 cause
mayhem…and so they came 2 chidambaram…sneaky bastards…the day scholar r used 2
monkeys jumpin on their lawn..but 1 day my close friend went to the basement
and she got the shock of her life 2 see 15 monkeys in the basement like a group
of gangsters…when she tried 2 run 4 it…a
monkey actually grabbed her leg….(if I was in that situation I would kicked a
monkey…then all the 15 monkeys would hv attacked me…and in the next day
newspaper there would hv been an article “next murder in Chidambaram..boy
killed by monkeys..wat is goin on wit the evolution table?”
Dogs in the college :don’t even wanna go 2 the details…dogs
even roam in the college building during class hours…imagine…me:…hey
dude………..…good morning ma’am…………….stupid dog! U Made my college look bad!!
(courage the cowardly dog..heh heh…gettit?!...no?.....k..*fail*)
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