Thursday, 31 May 2012

Tamil Bad words *&#$!


(warnin: following post contains several bad words…so all kids below 11yrs who wanna grow up fast….do continue readin)
After joining college…its been a really long time since I heard someone saw such heartwarming words like “fuck u!”or “suck my cock motherfucker!” or “yr fuckin dead!! Im gonna fuckin ruin yr life! U piece of shit!!...aaah..the good ol days…*sniff*…anyway movin on….all my hearin now is the tamil swear “punda”….its a word which is echoin all over tamil nadu……so I thought this word must hv some horrid meanin seeing hw every1 gets angry if they r called a “punda”

                                 But after a few months I found out that the word “punda” means……..VAGINA!!....so everytime a guy in tamil say “poda punda”…the English translation is “go vagina!”…(when we used to play pokemon I used 2 hear stuff like “go Pikachu!”…or..”go charmander”…after 7 yrs…the same guys now say “go vagina!!”) “dai…ippo enakku kadup pundayarkudu da!!!...the English translation is none other than “im a really irritated vagina right now!”…..yeek!


                                          Theres another bad word thy use there –suuni!....the meaning turned out 2 be “penis”….and as usual…”PODA SUNNI!!” means “go penis”…I don’t get it…as a medical college I have 2 protest 2 this….its a disgrace 2 the human body if we curse eachother wit names of genital organs!

And 1 name I seriously didn’t expect…apparatly in tamil…the word “pool” is a bad word….it means dick or something…I had no clue it was a bad word until they started callin me “pool balu” for a few weeks….the most irritatin dialogue was “wats yr favourite football team?”..me:”…er..liverpool..y?.....friend:hehehehe…liver..what?..liver..pool?..hohohoh….me(in mind):fuck u!!!

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