A small introduction about my college

Right now..i  wanna use this opportunity 2 give a brief description about my college


                               I study in R.m.m.c.o.l.l.e.g.e  in Annamalai University in Chidambaram 
(im pretty sure u havent heard of any of the 3). ..the full form of r.m.m.c is Rajah Muthiah Medical C.o.l.l.e.g.e....oh yeah.. the expansion of c.o.l.l.e.g.e - "College Of Lowest Level of Education Given to Everyone"

 now the recipe 4 my college is.....152 students in a 1 class + teachers who dont give a 
fuck about the students + a dean who thinks he is a villain from a B grade tamil movie +
 Seniors who r sober 2 hours a day (they r drunk most of the time)

The other name 4 my college is "raggin murder college"..yep..u guessed it...the murder due 2 raggin took place only in my college..all the rules against raggin happened only bcos my college (see! look at the contribution my college gave 2 all colleges...if u guys arent gettin the sh*t beaten out of u in 1st yr..its bcos of my college)


the story goes like thos....the junior's name was Pon Navarasu...and he was killed by a senior called John David...apparantly John David was Navarasu's known senior.. (oh yeah a "known senior" to a junior is a senior who personally knos the junior and  protects the junior and so whenever the junior goes 2  any problem..the known senior takes responsibilty 4 him and helps him in times...pretty ironic eh?)...Navarsu went 2 visit 
John....John David was totally drunk...so in his drunken state he slapped him..Navarasu fainted...wat would any normal medical student hv done when u see someone faint in front of u...1.take his pulse and see if hes ok...2.take him 2 the hospital..or                                              3.do nothin until he wakes up (i would do no 3)...but out jackass john David thought he was dead...so he cut him up to 
tiny pieces!!! (AAAAAAAAARGH!!!! *horror movie scream*) and after that the stupid son of a bitch John David went on a train and threw all the pieces all over Tamil Nadu!!

                             

Navarasu's parents told the police and they somehow they found all the body parts (daim! that must hv been 1 
disturbin and tedious jigsaw puzzle) and so they finally arrested and he got a life sentence (Justice is Served!!)
The best part is...he was murdered in K.R.M Hostel....which is none other than the hostel where i am staying and i heard his room is in the same block as mine...that didnt freak me out until.....canteen worker:u kno kaushik...if u shave that beard and cut yr hair yll look just lie.....me:..er...chris brown...no...er...ilayathalapathy Vijay?...ok..who?....canteen worker: Navarasu! A perfect match!!....(after that day i never bought anythin from that guy..even if i was hungry)