HW not 2 study medicine!!

Right...its a pretty well known that medicine is 1 of the most hardest (and not 2 mention most expensive)...the common reaction given is..."wtf is this shit?!"..dont believe me...see 4 yourself!

so im pretty sure u guys r thinkin that im studyin more than i have ever studied im my life.....but 2 be honest....i havent studied for the past 6 months....usually the problem is because the crowd here doesnt encourage me 2 study....but in my college.....they DONT LET U STUDY...im not kiddin...1 day i was studyin....OK..tried studyin...when my friend saw 

wit the book....he then shouted...pounced on me...and gave me a rather complicated submission lock which included him twistin my arm and pullin back...(and after that i dont kno wat he did bcos i blanked out due 2 the pain)...and he said he would only release me if i closed the book

so my advice is...if u wanna study...lock the doors and windows as if u gonna see a porn movie...and then start studyin!

i remember 1 day i got 2 mark out of 15.......i felt terrible....i thought i should drop out of college....i Was thinkin my parents are gonna disoWn me 4 sure!! next thing i kno...i found out some 7 guys got 0....4 got half....so u can say my mark Was the average mark!!

usually in high class colleges (like p.s.g medical) the most clever people and the child prodigies of the rural areas come 2 colleges like that.....Whearas the stupidiest..the boys Wit the least I.Q...the numskulls of the rural areas...come 2 my college....(inother Words...these r my people!!)

Whenever u join a college...people usually compare the marks they got in 12th standard....my college on the other hand.....student 1:hW much did u pay 4 joinin college?....student 2: 24 lakhs....student 3: 21 lakhs...student 4: 18 lakhs......student 1: ADAPAVI!!!

so if u ask me wat is my future of my classmates in my college as doctors all i can say is "QUACK QUACK QUUUUAAAACK!!"