I Hate Luv Stories

1 of the main thoughts in ever guy when he joins college is about hooking up wit a girl…everyone loves gossiping about the various…college romance..ah! well…even I thought like that…until I joined this college

                                        Commercial tamil movies r the best…hero flying…evil villain wit lots of henchmen who just gets their asses whooped by the hero….the glamorous heroine….hero flying even higher..and a song every 10 minutes 2 show every emotion of the hero..ah! Good stuff!

                                            Now here comes the problem..the local boys hv grown up seeing these movies..and when they see girls 4 the 1^st time in their life….they think that the girl will fall in luv wit them if they keep on stalking her and saying “I love u” over and over again just like the movies…so the girl tries 2 avoid him…tell him politely that she cant love him…but the dude wont listen and like a horny mosquito (im pretty sure in the girls mind she’ll be wishin that there was a “hit spray” specially designed 2 kill pissin off bastards like him)

                                               Ok finally she’ll get read of him wit some method such as 1.shoutin at him….2.beatin him up wit fathers henchmen..or 3.telling him “yr like a brother to me”…. (the last one is the most painful) and the guy (even though he has never talked properly wit that girl) gets all…er…”heartbroken” and becomes wat u call a “love failure” or a “soup boy” and his friends inorder to make him happy spread rumours about the girl even though she hasn’t done anything!!

Oh yeah…this is a the love vocabulary of me college…these words r mainly used when it comes 2 love

                  “correct”ing a girl- if  u succeed in makin a girl in bcomin in yr gf..then u hav “corrected” her

                     Putting a “route” on her – to have a crush on the girl

                     Makin a “sketch” –the plan 1 makes inorder 2 correct a girl

  So imagine I joined college and…friend:…machi! I put a “route” 4 this girl but from without me knowin had already made a “sketch” and “correct”ed her!! Cheh!...me:?!?!?!?!

 Its quite amazing how guys gcall every girl who rejects him a slut…friend: “balu…I proposed 2 that girl..but she rejected me..shes a slut!”…me:….if every girl who hates u is a slut…then this college is a red light area!!!!